Love: Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction?... - FML

By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 880

You deserved it 7 257

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 902

You deserved it 6 672

By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 659

You deserved it 9 501

Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 003

You deserved it 242

By youmakemesick - 12/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me and then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 572

You deserved it 2 741

By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 044

You deserved it 6 938

By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 890

You deserved it 10 314

By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 307

You deserved it 8 857

Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 774

You deserved it 280

Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 793

You deserved it 345

By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 249

You deserved it 3 798

Next

Top comments

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:15

tic tac is your friend

O_0 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 11:20

That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....

Comments

carlin420 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 20:34

LOST is on, forget about it.

observesandgasps 0

Friday 5 February 2010 8:47

brush yer teeth

jonnyplayzaguita 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 7:08

lol

duke_nukem_25299 0

Friday 30 July 2010 7:08

South Park ish?

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:36

f lost l

ZTB13 4

Friday 12 November 2010 15:09

Holy shit it's Stan and Wendy in reverse! Does she have a female friend who dies all the time and still cones back the next day/episode?!

mjbjenkins 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 15:05

I think you're thinking of south park.

O_0 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 11:20

That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....

lovsoccer4life 0

Monday 25 July 2011 4:51

-____-

flipfloperson 5

Monday 12 September 2011 8:23

If "stomic" isn't bad enough, look at his profile.

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:54

Two fingers crossed.

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:15

tic tac is your friend

popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 21:30

at least she didnt vomit in your mouth... or did she...?

zimandme123 0

Friday 17 June 2011 18:34

lol, I

Jesus_is_cool 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:28

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no offense

swimchica 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:24

maybe you ate something earlier that she was allergic to... ??

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:08

lol i know somebody who told me a guy that was strictly her friend tried to kiss her and she puked outside the car they were in. it totally happens #4

LancomePowder 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:48

after my parents first date my (sober) mother vomited, they've been together for over 25 years

Dimaranien 1

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:56

lol. like on South Park. only they never really got to the kissing stage...

roflcopters 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 6:48

i did that to someone just this summer; happens all the time.

Sarra88 4

Monday 5 July 2010 20:22

I almost puked after a guy kissed me. And it absolutely had to do with the fact that he sucked at kissing!

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

Keywords

Love Friends Teenagers Embarrassing Sex Intimacy Food Work Revenge Relatable Awkward Parents Miscellaneous Weird Health Job interview Facebook Jealousy Social Media Relationship advice Kids AITA Roommate Shoes Annoying Names Music Customers Money Education

The Top

Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 136

You deserved it 72 915

Today, I was crying after a bad day at work. As I walked down the street, a young boy in a minivan tried to get my attention. He kept saying, "Hi, hi, please wave!" in a sad voice. When I politely waved at him, I saw a group of kids in the van giggling hysterically and taking pictures of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 285

You deserved it 285

The Top

Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 341

You deserved it 980

Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 066

You deserved it 1 750

Today, I realized that there are only two things that make me stay with my current girlfriend: the sex and her Nintendo Switch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 314

You deserved it 1 538

Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 418

You deserved it 708

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 349

You deserved it 2 641

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 735

You deserved it 6 681