By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 889
You deserved it 7 259
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

O_0 0

That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....

31 2

Comments

ZTB13 4

Holy shit it's Stan and Wendy in reverse! Does she have a female friend who dies all the time and still cones back the next day/episode?!

6 4
mjbjenkins 0

I think you're thinking of south park.

8 2
O_0 0

That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....

31 2
flipfloperson 5

If "stomic" isn't bad enough, look at his profile.

15 0
popcorn_fml 0

at least she didnt vomit in your mouth... or did she...?

10 1
Jesus_is_cool 0

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no offense

6 7
swimchica 0

maybe you ate something earlier that she was allergic to... ??

4 1
x0x_KissOfDeath 0

lol i know somebody who told me a guy that was strictly her friend tried to kiss her and she puked outside the car they were in. it totally happens #4

2 1
LancomePowder 0

after my parents first date my (sober) mother vomited, they've been together for over 25 years

10 1
Dimaranien 1

lol. like on South Park. only they never really got to the kissing stage...

3 4
roflcopters 0

i did that to someone just this summer; happens all the time.

1 2
Sarra88 4

I almost puked after a guy kissed me. And it absolutely had to do with the fact that he sucked at kissing!

5 2