By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
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tic tac is your friend

O_0 0

That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....


LOST is on, forget about it.

jonnyplayzaguita 0


Holy shit it's Stan and Wendy in reverse! Does she have a female friend who dies all the time and still cones back the next day/episode?!

mjbjenkins 0

I think you're thinking of south park.

O_0 0

That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....

lovsoccer4life 0


flipfloperson 5

If "stomic" isn't bad enough, look at his profile.

Two fingers crossed.

tic tac is your friend

popcorn_fml 0

at least she didnt vomit in your mouth... or did she...?


swimchica 0

maybe you ate something earlier that she was allergic to... ??

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

lol i know somebody who told me a guy that was strictly her friend tried to kiss her and she puked outside the car they were in. it totally happens #4

after my parents first date my (sober) mother vomited, they've been together for over 25 years

lol. like on South Park. only they never really got to the kissing stage...

i did that to someone just this summer; happens all the time.

I almost puked after a guy kissed me. And it absolutely had to do with the fact that he sucked at kissing!