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By Unknown - 26/10/2008 12:56 - France

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 07:20 - United States

Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 14/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML

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By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By blow me - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Vermont

Today, I bought some pricey lipstick for a date tonight. An hour after putting it on, my lips are so swollen, I look like a blow-up sex doll. FML

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inlimbo11 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:37

who the **** kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.

laceyxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:16

i agree with #11. if he sucked so bad, no pun intended, then why didn't you just stop getting your face sucked off?

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meganwearsprada 0

Friday 27 February 2009 4:28

haha thats happend to me too it doesnt make u a ****..WTF?? it just means guys dont get that girls can get hickies on their lips

kykupkake21 3

Monday 2 July 2012 23:03

She couldn't even remember the guy, that's what makes her a ****.

surething 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:26

That happened to me too.. PLEASE GUYS, LEARN HOW TO KISS! Omg, I got home my upper lip was bleeding.. my friends made fun of me for a whole week

redsox4021 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 21:49

learn how to kiss? u would need to practice on a girl? maybe he was practicing with you it's not like u can really teach that and btw lots of girls can't either

JuniorBSTN 3

Saturday 17 December 2011 2:58

Your Just Kissing The Wrong Guys

jrgr 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:44

This also happened to me, but it was my bottom lip

britty1816 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:10

haha yea guys really need to learn how to kiss better! but girls sure can ;)

rxxk 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:00

I wish I could have practice :(

labelleza329 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:38

thats happened to me before... and i had a fat lip for a week!

inlimbo11 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:37

who the **** kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.

veesky 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 10:34

my ex-boyfriend bit me by accident the first time we made out so yea these problems r possible and really common

cadillacgal79 32

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:12

34-usually biting your SO's lip is a playful and romantic gesture, but from what I gather from your comment he musta chomped that sucker

jsmith1199 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:17

wow it seems like all of you are a bunch of *****.. maybe you should get to know him before you start making out with him. he shouldve bit your lips off

dizz0rder 0

Friday 27 March 2009 13:53

its the not remembering part that makes a girl somewhat of a ****

laceyxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:16

i agree with #11. if he sucked so bad, no pun intended, then why didn't you just stop getting your face sucked off?

Aero_boy 4

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:14

Haha #12 "if he sucked so bad" :D that wass punny.

ferrettamer 6

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:36

Guys you are missing the point. She doesn't have blue lips from kissing it is from licking a blue waffle. P.S. You just got thread jacked!

bunniex1 11

Saturday 5 May 2012 18:22

Tht made me throw up a lil

Vintage_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 14:33

i would never kiss a stranger,yuck

dramaababyy 0

Friday 11 June 2010 5:32

lol why not? it's fun. you never see em again and have a good time.

just_dandy20 2

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:23

#30 Why not? Hmm..... HERPES! And any other nasty shit you can think of.

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