By Unknown - 26/10/2008 12:56 - France

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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inlimbo11 0
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who the fuck kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.

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laceyxx 0
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i agree with #11. if he sucked so bad, no pun intended, then why didn't you just stop getting your face sucked off?

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meganwearsprada 0
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haha thats happend to me too it doesnt make u a slut..WTF?? it just means guys dont get that girls can get hickies on their lips

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kykupkake21 3
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She couldn't even remember the guy, that's what makes her a slut.

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surething 0
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That happened to me too.. PLEASE GUYS, LEARN HOW TO KISS! Omg, I got home my upper lip was bleeding.. my friends made fun of me for a whole week

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redsox4021 0
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learn how to kiss? u would need to practice on a girl? maybe he was practicing with you it's not like u can really teach that and btw lots of girls can't either

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JuniorBSTN 3
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Your Just Kissing The Wrong Guys

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jrgr 6
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This also happened to me, but it was my bottom lip

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britty1816 0
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haha yea guys really need to learn how to kiss better! but girls sure can ;)

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rxxk 0
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I wish I could have practice :(

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labelleza329 0
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thats happened to me before... and i had a fat lip for a week!

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inlimbo11 0
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who the fuck kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.

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veesky 0
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my ex-boyfriend bit me by accident the first time we made out so yea these problems r possible and really common

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cadillacgal79 32
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34-usually biting your SO's lip is a playful and romantic gesture, but from what I gather from your comment he musta chomped that sucker

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jsmith1199 0
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wow it seems like all of you are a bunch of sluts.. maybe you should get to know him before you start making out with him. he shouldve bit your lips off

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dizz0rder 0
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its the not remembering part that makes a girl somewhat of a slut

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laceyxx 0
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i agree with #11. if he sucked so bad, no pun intended, then why didn't you just stop getting your face sucked off?

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Aero_boy 4
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Haha #12 "if he sucked so bad" :D that wass punny.

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ferrettamer 6
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Guys you are missing the point. She doesn't have blue lips from kissing it is from licking a blue waffle. P.S. You just got thread jacked!

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bunniex1 11
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Tht made me throw up a lil

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Vintage_fml 0
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i would never kiss a stranger,yuck

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dramaababyy 0
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lol why not? it's fun. you never see em again and have a good time.

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just_dandy20 2
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#30 Why not? Hmm..... HERPES! And any other nasty shit you can think of.

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