Late bloomer
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
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Top comments
adonis88 0
it's called being bi.
Oh__Shit 0
my best friend just told me hes in love with me..i told him i thought he was gay. whoops.
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Comments (74)
adonis88 0
it's called being bi.
Srsbsns813 0
If you love her, it's a sign that YOU'RE NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Dante_Nakura 0
I think I might disagree considering all the gay men out there who love their wives mentally but still have an attraction on the sexual side to men. There is a big difference between physical and psychological love. Kind of like the difference between love and lust I guess, but not quite...
Secret_Fire_King 0
OP, you just got offered some free sex.. Tell her you need to be sure if you're straight or gay.. She will do the rest.. Simple..
gmsdevilslayer 0
ydi for bein a fag?fag
killerbeee01 0
lol.. 44 wins
killerbeee01 0
or tell her, if loving you makes me gay, then I think I' gay!
Spider123456789 6
Ydi, im not a homophobe, but being gay goes against gods will, OR against the purpose of us being here (to create more people) if you're an athiest. i'm ok with it, its not like you're gonna go adopting any straight kids and making them gay too thus creating another genetic dead end (gay adoption of straight kids i am completely against), just TRY not to go that way. again no offense to anyone just stating my opinion. And btw, gogo replying to first comment to be near the top.
Sansa_fml 38
#30, or it means you like someone, as a friend, and don't know the difference yet. Can be hard to be honest to yourself sometimes. :)
pugpuggy 21
#51 no, don't call her a man. That'll make everything worse.
Boomi 39
Thank you!
csigabajnok 0
About her?
Oh__Shit 0
my best friend just told me hes in love with me..i told him i thought he was gay. whoops.
RoadingAngel 0
well show her ur not gay ^ ^go up to her and tell it to her face !!
Shia_fml 0
:)Well... I dated guys, but then used to look at girls as well... I was pretty confused for a while... so deciede to experiment, and dated a girl... I liked it but it didn't work out, now I am just into guys and engage to be married... maybe you should give the gay thing a shot... then decide from there and #16 i agree, you should also let her know... it would be crappy for her to liking you more and more and then you decide that you can't be with her
danielleeycakes 3
I tried the girl thing too and also failed. Girls are just too bitchy and talk waaay too much.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Thanks for stereotyping all girls, 52. Thats what makes us bitchy in the first place.
lifeisfunny04 0
Hey maybe you are bi... there is nothing wrong with that. My boyfriend is bi and I'm a girl, I've come to terms with it and I am okay with it... I know he still loves me and I love him. But if you do start something you should tell her that way she knows. I know if me and my boyfriend break up and I see him with another guy and he ends up maarrying another guy I won't be hurt because I knew all along. Just have a detailed and long discussion about it.
formosababie 0
way to come out on fml.com
whynotlive 0
dont be gay
megitts 0
shutup why would you say tht
lpaul49 0
Today, I came out on FML. FML.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for thinking being gay is bad.
Nice_but_Unlucky 0
what an insensitive, thoughtless comment. I hate people like you who say YDI for every freaking thing!
sayyestothedress 24
Preach #46