Wrong place, wrong time

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 23:02

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend are I are staying at his parents' while they are away. While having sex in their bed, the whole bed went crashing to the floor. We have no idea what to do, and we leave tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 659
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

jojimugo 20

Why the **** would you have sex on your parents bed? sick

genuinegoodguy 9

Mend the bed or buy an identical new one. Try not to be quite so stupid in future.

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jojimugo 20

Why the **** would you have sex on your parents bed? sick

tounces7 27

Some beds are pretty obviously not built for vigorous activity. But you clearly didn't consider that or didn't care, so now you deal with the consequences.

Tell them you chased Goldilocks out of the house after she broke the bed.

genuinegoodguy 9

Mend the bed or buy an identical new one. Try not to be quite so stupid in future.

Without more information, I have to say that's pretty disrespectful and you deserve it.

As I recall: you were just showing your friend around the house and jumped on your parents bed as a joke..and it went crashing to the floor!

You both owe them a new bed frame. And you should stay there until its replaced.

You may think your boyfriend ****** you hard, but karma ****** you both harder. You'd better apologize, and buy them a new bed.

Explain to them that you lowered the bed for them because they are old and decrepit and you want to reduce the severity of their inevitable falls.