Health: Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from... - FML

By Lud@l - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from my wrist, it still stinks of feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2022 02:00

Today, mere hours after getting my knee out of plaster and walking normally again, I stepped on a giant nail, which went through my shoe and came out of the top of my foot. Surgery on the splintered bone, bandages, and no putting weight on it for at least 2 weeks. Here I go again. FML

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By ocdeane - 01/10/2019 22:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML

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By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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Back to square one

By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 10:00

Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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Stinki Boi

By Mrs sensitive nose - 21/03/2022 04:00

Today, my nose finally unblocked after a week of having a cold. Now all I can smell is the disgusting stench of my husband's pits. We've argued three times already about his refusal to shower more than once a week. FML

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By DaycareMama92 - 28/04/2017 16:00

Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML

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By RockedSystem - 22/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

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ZH13 0

Friday 24 April 2009 3:55

OK, #6. he had a cast (made of plaster). he got it taken off a month ago. it still smells like feet because either he didn't wash it or he likes to rub his feet all over his arms.

Lanni 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:13

**** everyone's lives for having feet

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greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 13:33

goldbond foot powder will make your dreams come true

beepelati 5

Friday 2 April 2010 12:28

or, you could take a SHOWER, you know, that thing with water coming down all over you .

fcktheworld 0

Friday 13 March 2009 5:42

hahahahhah i love the way you describe it

Lanni 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:13

**** everyone's lives for having feet

RndmMan 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:58

did u wash it first...?

Sweet_heart_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:57

huh?

ZH13 0

Friday 24 April 2009 3:55

OK, #6. he had a cast (made of plaster). he got it taken off a month ago. it still smells like feet because either he didn't wash it or he likes to rub his feet all over his arms.

applesmoothiee 2

Sunday 4 April 2010 23:25

I'm guessing the latter ;)

raptorjebus 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 18:18

^ DAMMIT I was going to say that

cleveland408 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:37

I loooooove feeet ;)

rocker8877 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 19:09

#8 stole what i was gonna say D=

technobutterfly 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:12

Yeah wtf?

Krazy77 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 7:48

EEWWW

durbanpoizon 0

Friday 18 March 2011 18:58

Agreed, pretty lame

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