SweeT
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice try
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
amy
Wellesley Hills, United States
A cashier's life
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
SilverZephyr
Marion, United States
No joke
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
aere
United States
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML
Anonymous
Who's that weird guy?
Today, I was trying to get a girl's attention, because I had a question. I shouted her name. No answer. I shouted again but louder. It wasn't her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Groom
France
Check these out
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
toelie
Oh the times, they are a-changin'
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
iammike
United States
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
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pzzzz 0
so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you ***** i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too
chinitabonita 0
were you wearing a watch?
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Comments (92)
UGADAWG34 0
You have no game kiddo...
cowgod 0
yeah what he should have done was yelled "**** TIME!!!" and stick his... never mind
isallwaysme 27
best pickup line ever.
chinitabonita 0
were you wearing a watch?
Master_Bait 0
thats what i thought
AllThatHit 7
op: hey ladies! so... what time is it? girls: uh...dont you have a watch right there? op: its broken girls: ...
Zic_fml 7
you know the opener always must be about the weather!!!!!111
brivielle 15
that isn't a very catching opener
jvjanisse 0
are you in Georgia? I saw this happen... the guy was a passenger on a moped, more people laughed.
thebigO_fml 0
you're a dork!
heatherjay 0
good one...
Sterling 0
Should have busted out the boyscout"i can tell the time of day by the position of the sun" trick might have saved ur butt
Mrmeatfold 2
I just shat a brick looking at your pic...
mister_moops 0
what kind of pick up line is that?
humanipod15 0
Too much of a Cliche! lol
pzzzz 0
so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you ***** i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too
mygiraffe 1
win! agree
lilmisslovely13 15
hahaha!
rhiley 26
fragile masculinity