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By SweeT - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 07:52 - United States

Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By aere - 27/01/2009 12:24 - United States

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

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By annonymous - 18/06/2012 01:57 - United States

Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML

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Who's that weird guy?

By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 10:59

Today, I was trying to get a girl's attention, because I had a question. I shouted her name. No answer. I shouted again but louder. It wasn't her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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Oh the times, they are a-changin'

By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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pzzzz 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 14:43

so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you ***** i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too

chinitabonita 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:45

were you wearing a watch?

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UGADAWG34 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:27

You have no game kiddo...

cowgod 0

Monday 14 December 2009 8:10

yeah what he should have done was yelled "**** TIME!!!" and stick his... never mind

isallwaysme 27

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:28

best pickup line ever.

chinitabonita 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:45

were you wearing a watch?

Master_Bait 0

Friday 7 May 2010 5:27

thats what i thought

AllThatHit 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:35

op: hey ladies! so... what time is it? girls: uh...dont you have a watch right there? op: its broken girls: ...

Zic_fml 7

Monday 2 March 2009 14:29

you know the opener always must be about the weather!!!!!111

brivielle 15

Saturday 17 May 2014 22:32

that isn't a very catching opener

jvjanisse 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:28

are you in Georgia? I saw this happen... the guy was a passenger on a moped, more people laughed.

thebigO_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:44

you're a dork!

heatherjay 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:32

good one...

Sterling 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 10:36

Should have busted out the boyscout"i can tell the time of day by the position of the sun" trick might have saved ur butt

Mrmeatfold 2

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:23

I just shat a brick looking at your pic...

mister_moops 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 9:12

what kind of pick up line is that?

humanipod15 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 4:34

Too much of a Cliche! lol

pzzzz 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 14:43

so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you ***** i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too

mygiraffe 1

Friday 6 August 2010 12:39

win! agree

lilmisslovely13 15

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:12

hahaha!

rhiley 26

Sunday 22 May 2016 11:10

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML

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Today, I learned that as much as I try to save my money, it always just slips through my fingers. After rent, I got paid $280 yesterday, $85 went out on my gym membership, $95 went out on my internet, $125 went out on my Hello Fresh. I have to choose between half a tank of petrol or breakfast/lunch for the week. FML

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Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

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Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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Today, I found out that my brother buys audiobooks only to play them on "mute" so that he can tell everyone that he read them later and flaunt the proof. The rest of my family think he is a genius for reading War and Peace in two days and won't listen to me. FML

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Today, I left my dog alone while I went to work, as usual. He usually hangs out in the big bay window that faces the street. Today he decided to steal my vibrator and chew it while sitting in the window. I can only imagine how many people walked by and saw it. FML

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