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By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

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By nobar - 04/06/2019 06:00

Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML

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By FrozenD - 12/12/2009 16:55 - Canada

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 03:30

Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML

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By Jograd - 25/09/2012 17:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML

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By Kyrie - 14/09/2017 20:00

Today, I came down in the morning to find that my fridge died, leaving water and meat juice all over the floor. My town only has garbage pickup every other week and the last was yesterday. We're expecting a heat wave this week. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 21:30 - Australia

Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By Melting in Texas - 09/08/2016 18:56

Today, I discovered that my freezer had died when I saw the contents oozing out the bottom. The now-full trash can won't be picked up for another 6 days, and the high temperatures are supposed to be in the 100s all week. FML

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Mauskau 35

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:36

fridges are 4°c they cannot defrost as there is no frost in there that is only a freezer dumbass

WTFC 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:43

Today, I got a call: Me: "Hello?" (excited) Them: "Is your refrigerater running?" Me: (How nice to ask :D) "Yes, it is!" Them: "youd better go catch it!" Me: T_T And that's how OP began to hate fridges

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FMLovernover 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:37

shit, that sucks :/

jarface93 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:20

FYL dude

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:15

I swear some of the stupid crap put on here!

Anaciport 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:22

I think this is referring to his penis. that's why it's fml material.

EternalStutter 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:02

hahah (above post)

nightswimmer 0

Friday 12 June 2009 8:11

umm... okay ill say it. what the hell does this mean?!? your fridge? defrosting? what? who are you and why the hell should l care?

hellfirestw 0

Monday 22 June 2009 9:49

waste of my fml time dude

deathbunny256 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:35

shumnsa

Mauskau 35

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:36

fridges are 4°c they cannot defrost as there is no frost in there that is only a freezer dumbass

MikaylaGill 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:51

Are you retarded..?

dabomb1463 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 10:34

#23 that depends are you retarded?

Fireashes250 16

Tuesday 23 July 2013 22:02

#23 No, but you are.

OP_here 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:26

perhaps he was making an understatement and by 'defrosted itself' he meant 'exploded' o.O that'd be the only way for it to be cool

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