Health: Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these...

By anx133 - 16/01/2009 01:25 - China

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2012 22:35 - United States

Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

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By Connie - 01/04/2022 10:00

Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 21:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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By hhaghigh - 14/03/2020 00:08 - United States

Today, I was draining the water from my fishbowl out into the kitchen sink. The fish was still in it and decided to go with the flow, literally, right into the garburator. I was too scared to stick my hand down there to save it; instead I panicked and turned the garburator on. FML

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By fisherman - 23/01/2010 10:12 - United States

Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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Finnboghi 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 2:43

I'm guessing you had soap or some kind of lotion on you? For anyone who reads this who is going to try to aforementioned treatment, make sure you're completely neutral.

Simgary56 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:11

Did you fart?

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Finnboghi 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 2:43

I'm guessing you had soap or some kind of lotion on you? For anyone who reads this who is going to try to aforementioned treatment, make sure you're completely neutral.

FeelMuchBetter 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:04

OMG! Is that common? That would give the old ego a shot!

Jasper_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 2:46

ew.

iloveyoulosers 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:05

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quinn1184 25

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:18

dumb bitch.

Laughing_is_cool 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:09

woah i've never heard of fish bath things before

knitbitch 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:40

Oh I've read about those in the paper. Yeah that sucks for you and the fish. Maybe it was a lotion or something?

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:05

I actually think that idea is kind of cool because it's different. Huh... I probably wouldn't try it though. I get grossed out easily if I come into contact with something that feels weird.

smashyy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:57

That's just gross

Simgary56 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:11

Did you fart?

xyadove 8

Monday 19 July 2010 4:34

win!

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 8:49

I don't think this person is Shrek.

sexorcist 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:50

god damn! the fishes wouldn't even die if i fed them my feet for an hour or so! a serious LOL

allylolll 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:35

fish..

lil_ham1644 29

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:08

Yes, in this case the plural is fish, because they are all of the same species. But just so people are aware, fishes is a word; it just refers to a group different species.