Health, Pregnancy, Weird and Creepypasta: WTF dude?

WTF dude?

By marriedlesbian - 12/02/2019 16:00

Today, after a dangerous and painful emergency caesarean, I received an SMS from a guy I turned down for a date, saying he was crying and so excited to meet 'our' baby. I've barely even shaken hands with this guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2022 10:00

Today, my baby daddy texted me after months of me being alone and pregnant, asking if we could hang out. I'm on bed rest, and almost due. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By kelly.duggan - 21/04/2014 04:03 - Canada - Carleton Place

Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 08:25 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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Ah, puppy love…

By Unlovable - 22/07/2019 04:00

Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML

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Short-lived

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML

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Dude, step up your game

By happycow122 - 20/06/2015 20:54 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 12 February 2019 16:33

Is he willing to sign the birth certificate to provide full child support payments for 18 years?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 February 2019 16:25

Did his hand feel kinda sticky when you shook it?

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 February 2019 16:25

Did his hand feel kinda sticky when you shook it?

PenguinPal3017 19

Tuesday 12 February 2019 16:33

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 12 February 2019 16:33

Is he willing to sign the birth certificate to provide full child support payments for 18 years?

tounces7 27

Thursday 14 February 2019 9:05

Not. Worth. It.

Arokthis 21

Tuesday 12 February 2019 22:29

Talk to the cops about this guy. A restraining order may be necessary.

tounces7 27

Thursday 14 February 2019 9:06

No judge is going to give a restraining order for just that.

kiaora_fml 11

Wednesday 13 February 2019 3:28

Talk to the police and get restraining order immediately

maroongrad 13

Wednesday 13 February 2019 3:47

Sic either your parents or your girlfriend's parents on him. Or both. Dead. Serious. Fathers do not take kindly to people stalking their daughters. Mothers have plenty of experience in spotting creeps. They're all going to be protective of the new mother. Pass this on to them and enjoy your baby :) Sorry that the birth was so difficult for you but I hope that all turned out well for you!