By Hungry - 14/1/2009 15:01 - United States
Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  Eir_fml  |  1

5 second rule? pick it up and eat it? C'mon. rip off the bad part and eat the rest. Unless you were at some truly filthy place. Or make her pay for another if you don't get anything out of it. Or buy another. Really, is it that much? It's like saying, FML, I lost 2 dollars. It doesn't sound too bad...

COMMENTS
By  Eir_fml  |  1

5 second rule? pick it up and eat it? C'mon. rip off the bad part and eat the rest. Unless you were at some truly filthy place. Or make her pay for another if you don't get anything out of it. Or buy another. Really, is it that much? It's like saying, FML, I lost 2 dollars. It doesn't sound too bad...

Reply

So what would you prefer?
a.) a drunk girl hugging you with glee, and possibly taking you back to her hotel ooooor...
b.) morning over your dropped empanada?

I think (a) all around!