Love: Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray... - FML

By beekie9 - 14/01/2009 14:26 - United States

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

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By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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You deserved it 2 915

By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 08:50 - Australia

Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

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You deserved it 4 017

By kdgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML

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Grab the balls by the horn, dude

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 18:00

Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML

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Special kind of not funny

By BDSarah - 17/09/2019 16:00

Today, my mom introduced me to everyone we met as her "special needs child." They all seemed to believe her. FML

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You deserved it 131

Cheers

By toastynippies - 24/02/2015 19:32 - United States

Today, my mom sent me a picture of a blank piece of paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

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Thanks.

By Anonymous - 09/06/2018 13:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I asked a guy if I could finally meet his mom after we’ve been exclusive for almost a year now. He goes, "You’re special, but you’re not THAT special." FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Under pressure

By No Pressure - 06/07/2022 04:00

Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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You deserved it 121

Commited

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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Top comments

idc_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:48

that happened to a guy at my church. he got a girlfriend a few weeks later, so maybe it isn't such a bad thing.

noclevername 0

Friday 20 March 2009 13:59

At least she cares. And at #1, I know, I hate those holier-than-thou sweet old biddies who never have anything bad to say about anyone and hope for nice things to happen to starngers, just out of the goodness of their hearts. Who do they think they are?

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:56

******* bible bashers

foseberry3 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 2:02

if it goes that far, she's hopeless

drdingus 27

Thursday 23 February 2012 11:29

Agreed

idc_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:48

that happened to a guy at my church. he got a girlfriend a few weeks later, so maybe it isn't such a bad thing.

evamusical 12

Monday 31 October 2011 16:55

Thats just sweet op, don't you want to find someone special?

xxrogerthatxx 19

Wednesday 6 November 2013 14:17

Why Do you type Like you wanna write A semi-haiku

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:29

what does she mean by special??

atsirk 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 7:33

you sound perfect for the job

ImSoSloth 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:48

ZING!

noclevername 0

Friday 20 March 2009 13:59

At least she cares. And at #1, I know, I hate those holier-than-thou sweet old biddies who never have anything bad to say about anyone and hope for nice things to happen to starngers, just out of the goodness of their hearts. Who do they think they are?

MrHankey0123 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 7:50

how can you hate someone for always being kind and not saying bad things behind your back. whould you rather they complained about everything and talked about you behind your back? really?

awkwardturtley 0

Monday 26 July 2010 16:09

I am nearly positive they were applying SARCASM :P

My2864 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:49

#4 your right and then they shouldnt even be on this site .. i mean this site is for missery xD

stargirl14 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:24

poor you your mother cares that your a lonely loser so not an fml

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 9:41

Your mother is just trying to make you happy.

monkeyz0r 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:05

#3 she means a bf/gf and #1 you just said ****, so consider yourself DAMNED

kennington 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 10:03

another reason i dont like religion.

kaszlkaszl 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:22

...is? i don't see what you mean...

jakob400 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 3:30

^^^^ I agree... what I your reason?

Cshaw6215 5

Monday 27 December 2010 9:54

Of all the reasons to not like Religion and a mom praying for her son's happiness is one of them? Fyl for being so selfish...

LordLayAlot 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:37

As number 7 says, she's trying to make you happy, thats sweet of her.

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years in front of the sell-out crowd at the baseball game, but at the security checkpoint, the security guard made me take the ring out and open it after I walked through the metal detector. No need to say it, worst proposal ever. FML

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Today, I realized I have rejected at least five marriage offers and about the same number of women who've wanted to have my children. I have never been into kids or marriage, but all my girlfriends and some FWBs turn into marriage and kid crazy wannabe housewives after a while. FML

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Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML

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Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML

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Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML

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Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML

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