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By Down - 16/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

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You deserved it 1 936

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 16:00

Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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By LasagnaRawks - 09/11/2009 10:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

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Nostalgia goggles

By Anonymous - 21/01/2021 04:59

Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Mr Commitment

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 00:01

Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML

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You deserved it 438

Noncommittal

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 07:00 - United States - Arcata

Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML

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Top comments

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:20

What a butthole... be glad it's over! You deserve better.

acetheone 8

Saturday 30 June 2012 11:14

this fml has some of the least comments i've ever seen.

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greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 12:52

cut the bitch

Thatguy10 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:16

-_- what a looser !!!!!!!!!

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:20

What a butthole... be glad it's over! You deserve better.

Sofa_King 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:00

In other words: "let's have sex while I date another person. You know, nothing serious..."

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 8:55

All guys are afraid of commitment at first, but he just wanted to use it as an excuse.

Really_SIGH 7

Friday 17 May 2013 21:20

I completely disagree. I personally want a commited relationship, and have been in several. In my case 2 of the attemps, the women backed out because of the commitment. Therefore your sexist, stupid, and ignorant comment is invalid. Have a nice day.

Konta246 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:16

Ohhhhh wat a dik head

emoscreamo7 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:33

WAT A FKN DEUSCH BAG!!! ID KICK HIM IN THE BALLS AND GRAB THAT BITCH BY THE HAIR SLAM HER TO THE WALL AND REARRANGE HER FACE AND YELL OUT TO HIM "HOW MUCH DO U LOVE ME NOW? ASSHOLE!!!!"

Squtchy 11

Thursday 31 July 2014 1:58

What the hell.

tplink 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 2:39

that sux

acrostice 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 8:28

agreed ^

bengermin 5

Saturday 16 April 2011 21:25

...she drives off everyday for school and work, she washes dishes now..." Screeching Weasels, anyone?

mkesweetie 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 20:26

that happened to me too... but that girl he is now with.... my best friend.

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