Love: Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like....

By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

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Not now, guts!

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 12:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, marks the third day I've spent with a cute guy who has a crush on me. Before going to a public pool, we had a nice breakfast together. However, the food did not agree with me, so I loudly emptied my guts in the poolside restroom. He sent me home after, and will no longer answer my texts. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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Preventive measures

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 02:02

Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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Very encouraging, cheers

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2016 20:53 - United States - Central Islip

Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML

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You deserved it 1 237

By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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A tale as old as time

By Di Da - 12/04/2022 12:00 - Switzerland

Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:42

geez make your ******* mind up

Doesuff 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:36

You still have the other guy to go after. Just stop liking EVERYONE!

Comments

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:42

geez make your ******* mind up

jennnnrawr 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:23

im pretty sure her mind is made up now...

k1w1 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:30

process of elimination. haa

ffmmllyaya 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 18:47

don't assume anyone is gay, the guy was probably just testing her to see how she feels about him

alex1502 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:48

Girls like guys who are Gay! I have Seen so many of these, and i figured this out of One of my Friends who Happens to Be Gay, and all the Girls in the grade like him

gladstone123 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:45

the op's name is Dexter. I'm assuming he's a guy?

klx125cross 9

Wednesday 29 August 2012 3:42

Amen!! Lol

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 13:04

is the other guy gay though? It's not like he said the other one is good in bed or anything.

messilover0 4

Thursday 3 October 2013 6:32

Completely agree

Doesuff 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:36

You still have the other guy to go after. Just stop liking EVERYONE!

JustDerpin 11

Sunday 5 February 2012 22:20

Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.

Xinxinix 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:46

Wow, what an unexpected twist of events. You really don't know people, huh?

iliketofu 6

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:56

Duh!

lostguy 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:08

you like too many guys. one should be enough. well at least now the guy you had a crush on made it easier for you on picking which guy you should go for now ^_^