I can't believe that OP's boss would believe her story. Its not like OP said "Your boobs are huge, can I touch them?" OP simply complimented her on her fashion choice.

As per FML history, the boss is always stupid and will rule against OP no matter the situation.

Yes and you are going to be in a lot of hot water all the time. If he does buy it I would start looking for another job after you have done everything to convince him other wise. And if she keeps doing it and he don't you have a good reason to file harassment against her.

"nice shoes, if they're the only thing you're gonna wear tonight" *winks and licks lips in a creepy fashion*

Haha!! God call.

Aardvark, why the fuck should I call God? I think He's busy anyway.

When a girl has webbing inbetween her toes, it just gets me off.

well he said compliment. maybe a compliment to him goes something like, "those shoes look great on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor(;" or maybe " the shoes are nice, but they're too close together. oh I know, why don't you lie down and spread those shoes apart(;"

And another coworker is present who won't take her side.

Only in the USA actually..

That'll show her!!!