Transportation: Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school....

By Alex - 16/01/2009 09:40 - United States

Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school. I wasn't even half way and the last bus had already left. I figured I would loop around instead of going back the way I came and ended up riding 16 miles before I got home. FML

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By Tom - 26/04/2017 18:00

Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By marcy_89 - 23/07/2019 16:01

Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML

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By couch potato - 16/03/2020 03:03

Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML

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By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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By noooooo - 22/01/2010 07:32 - Canada

Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 14:02

Today, I decided to ride my bike for the first time in over a year. It was seemingly going well, until I got to the first hill. As I began to ascend, I was trying a bit to hard and shit my pants, 8 kilometers away from my house. FML

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By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:34

why didn't you ride to school then?

Rewban 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:50

This is all entirely your fault. Bad sense of time, direction, and distance. YDI.

Comments

kraezeeAcE 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:34

Your just stupid to get lost for 16 miles.

PrettyKookieToo 8

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:32

You're just stupid for writing "Your just stupid..."

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 6 January 2013 5:38

"Your"? Really? :|

ecamp12 15

Saturday 4 July 2015 6:28

Oh, the irony

wbrycem 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 9:52

This one took me a few tries. I still don't really get it. You were riding to the bus stop to GET TO school. You took a 16 mile path to get back to your house? That's ... special

MusicMans 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:26

I have to agree with #4

blackseminarian 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:42

at least you got some good exercise.

scarlett29 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:25

Um what? I agree with #4...

Rewban 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:50

This is all entirely your fault. Bad sense of time, direction, and distance. YDI.

Itstopsecret 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 19:56

I'm with number 4.And one more thing:Howd were you going to take the bus,if you were on a bike?And why didn't you just ride to school.Amd i stupid or is this FML messed up?