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By j0j0 - 15/01/2009 16:00 - France

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

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By welcometomylife - 23/05/2017 12:00 - Germany - Hanover

Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML

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By Mia - 26/01/2019 02:00

Today, I wanted to bake some chocolate chip cookies. As the first load was done, I tasted a cookie and it tasted too salty. Thinking it was because of the pinch of salt, I added more sugar to the batter, only to realize that the sugar I've put into the whole batter was actually salt. FML

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:41

try sprinkling salt into your hand and then put it in the food

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 13:02

I'd say don't give up. Cooking can be fun, and delicious.

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:41

try sprinkling salt into your hand and then put it in the food

Mbpiratedude 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 20:48

I'm sorry you spent 1 hour and 30 hours doing something. Hahaha, spell check.

daniisme 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 7:44

read dumbass. it says 1h30 not 1 hour 30 hour

Stand_Up 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 11:42

Owned!. Good job! Spell check for you too buddy boy ;D

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 13:02

I'd say don't give up. Cooking can be fun, and delicious.

Alanna_Vicious 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:55

Cumin?

spenceroone3 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:42

lol it's a spice... from my dick

43trauts 14

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:31

I knew someone was gonna say that...

rosary143 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:33

Nice pic x(

MINETURTLExD 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 3:51

I see you like Fall Out Boy. Very nice...(:

zakiwaki1351 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:06

at #6 a very salty spicy spice. yaa for alliteration!

VictoriaShu_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:14

No cumin is not "very salty".

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:27

I'm laughing at cumin. I don't know if its bad luck with the salt, but don't give up. After all, every one makes mistakes~

butter_flew 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 15:52

ooooh that sucks. ;[

happygoluckyhh 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:03

Should be more spacific. You wrote "the top came off the salt" Salt doesn't have tops...salt SHAKERS have tops. "The top fell off the salt shaker and poured all over my dinner!" would have been more spacific. Sucks for you, though. I agree with what some other people who said that you should pour the salt in your hand FIRST. At least you learned your lesson.

dontpanic_fml 32

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:23

How about you learn how to spell 'specific' first.

VictoriaShu_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:16

lol exactly!

frikkinhannah 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 19:05

I lol'd at this comment, it was a grammar speech

starberries 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 2:16

Actually, "The top fell off the salt shaker and poured all over my dinner!" indicates that the top poured all over the dinner.

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 11:31

I dunno why I LOL'd so hard at "spacific"

cmyk 19

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:47

I read spastic. and lol'd.

not_kidding 0

Monday 20 June 2011 3:43

That's so nit-picky. Everyone understood what OP meant, and it's a common expression. You don't say "Pass the milk carton," you say "Pass the milk."

sportcrazychick4 7

Friday 28 September 2012 19:41

I actually had no idea what he went! Haha so thanks for the heads up!

meta_knight_486 5

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:49

That sucks... hard. But, as the saying goes, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again".

mystomachurts 3

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:07

This is stupid. Carefully scoop up all the salt that spilled. Then throw out any of the beef chili that got the extra salt on it. (I'm doubting the top came off the salt yet you still proceeded to pour it over the entire pot?)