Animals: Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went...

By anx133 - 15/01/2009 08:05 - China

Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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djskype 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:06

how can you not tell there was poop in your shoes when you put it on?

savage_pixie 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 9:32

your cat ***** green dust?? what the hell are you feeding it?!?

Comments

djskype 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:06

how can you not tell there was poop in your shoes when you put it on?

kellandj2019 7

Friday 20 April 2012 8:41

I agree with 2 and 5. How can a cat poo in a knee length boot?

B00_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 8:02

NASTY!

jsmith1199 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:09

i hate cats.. they should all die

savage_pixie 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 9:32

your cat ***** green dust?? what the hell are you feeding it?!?

iplaymw2 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 4:30

u know cat shit contains bacteria deadly to humans right?

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 8:43

Apparently, green pellets...or not, I don't know.

cturtle 2

Friday 17 April 2009 22:58

What?! Am I the only one who thinks this makes NO sense at all? Let's see if I've got this. You're struggling to put your boots on, which makes you have to pee. Okay, a little odd but I've heard stranger. So as you're peeing you notice a green dust on your pants. This is where you lose me. So your cat takes a dump in your boot which causes smelly green dust to appear on your pants? Or your cat craps green dust which then magically turns into a turd and finds it's way into your boot?? Please explain to me how the green dust and the crap are related.

pavamarie 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:55

I agree with #4 completely??? Green dust related to crap?? WTF?!?!

CrunkCupcake97 2

Friday 3 July 2009 8:28

huh!?

zapskimmer 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:52

boots? green dust? what the ****?!

wushay 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:12

I think I get it... While struggling to get your boots on, I'm guessing you smeared the green dust, aka, dried cat poop on your knee area, since, the poop was already in your boots. especially the top part of it. =/ then you go to the loo, sit on the toilet bowl, you know, staring mode on, you then notice that something was on your knee area. so you checked it out and verified what it was. :P

DumbassRoaster 22

Tuesday 19 January 2016 4:22

"The lip"

53XYJ355 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 0:08

erm is the green dust ment to ne discharge?! and coz u apparently had no idea what discharge is you thought it was related to a cat crapping in your boot..?