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Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By marlow / Thursday 15 January 2009 02:25 / Canada

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By JohnnyszGurl | 0

#728633 - Sunday 20 December 2009 18:14

your fault for letting him sleep on you.
bring some tissue paper next time

By jtaylor69 | 0

#2921 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 8:51

smack that bitch off like you smack your bitch cock off every night, bitch

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By jtaylor69 | 0

#2921 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 8:51

smack that bitch off like you smack your bitch cock off every night, bitch

pedosmurf | 7

#5144042 - Tuesday 13 November 2012 4:40

Smack a bitch

By lilcuti3pi389 | 0

#202831 - Saturday 16 May 2009 2:14

gross, move out of the way

By ifreshballa23 | 0

#325727 - Sunday 21 June 2009 5:10

Only 4 comments?

By zippyboy | 0

#457842 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:44

lucky # 5. ps. THAT SUXXXXXX!!!!!!

By somename1223132 | 5

#655680 - Thursday 5 November 2009 6:54

Wow

By Ross_H | 0

#668351 - Thursday 12 November 2009 21:59

So give him a rude awakening.

By JohnnyszGurl | 0

#728633 - Sunday 20 December 2009 18:14

your fault for letting him sleep on you.
bring some tissue paper next time

By Jueezi | 0

#840940 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 13:09

^^^ STFU you rudeass....some people are actually nice... I know, shocking!

xHabsfanx | 0

#874827 - Saturday 20 February 2010 8:12

Letting people drool on you is nice?!

Boomi | 38

#6687487 - Sunday 11 September 2016 8:30

I was going to say something along those lines! Maybe the dude has a crying baby or something at home and needs the sleep.

By bonnieandclyde44 | 0

#860256 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:40

hahaha

By HelloNoora1 | 0

#2752611 - Saturday 25 June 2011 1:02

Just move

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