Love: Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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By tommyboy783 - 20/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

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By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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No, just no

By misterhippo - 22/04/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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Libbyy 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:05

ouch what a bitch

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:48

that's when you grab your phone, and pretend to take a call, then walk by her, telling your "friend on the phone" that you did the dare, but that the fat bitch's phone was disconnected. then make a comment about her being poor and keep walking.

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WIDRR 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:02

First and that sucks haha guess shes not worth it

cramazing 0

Friday 24 July 2009 5:15

soooo? its not like ur ever gonna see those guys again?

romskiies 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:36

op should have posted her numb so she would get random yxs lol jus sayin

gman90210 18

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:27

That's for sure never seen anybody from my high schools anymore and live just one town over from where I did

Libbyy 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:05

ouch what a bitch

emmaleelee 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:08

Ouch. Well...how did you not recognize that it was the same number that sent it to you?

iluffmcrandbvb 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 12:03

my (stupid) parents put a block on my phone so whenever i text someone past 10:00 i get a text back (from the number i texted) saying that it wasnt sent

kjd 7

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:08

damn...b!tch! and what #3 said...you should have noticed.

snowhawk22 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:09

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c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:59

^^ agreed

amazinggbaby 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:54

Or maybe the girl is just a bitch? yeah it happens when your a stuck up teenage girl. that sucks op forget about her you'll move on in life and her happy high school days will be over and her bitchiness won't come in handy anymore.

SarMarJo 17

Tuesday 12 June 2012 8:21

Lol this FML is about me. The poster's friend told me. In my defense, he would not leave me alone and he sent me like 70 messages a DAY. So, yeah

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:11

Did you not notice that it came from her phone number? You're dumb Also agree with #5, you sound creepy

OrdinaryMan_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:11

Hahahahaha thats a good line to reject someone =P And No. 3 is right, YDI tbh :)

Tehalon 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:11

YDI for being an obsessive ass, bet you're gonna stalk her now aswell.

bioclock 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:11

No offense, but the way you said "I kept texting her" makes it sound like you were probably getting on her nerves, and she didn't want to be mean and tell you to stop sending her texts. Maybe it was rude of her to make fun of you with her friends the next day, but I've had my share of annoying guys texting me, and it's a really uncomfortable situation. I voted both FYL and YDI, since she was rude for doing that, but you were probably irritating her and brought it on yourself.