FML : Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying...

Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By babysitter - / Thursday 26 March 2009 03:45 / United States

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By Melanie_fml | 0

#59604 - Thursday 26 March 2009 11:10

I'd have responded back, "and they have to have boobs, so I guess YOU won't be playing! Now let's play a rousing game of hide n' go seek...you go hide!"

And then I'd have started reading a book.

By Guiseppi | 0

#59583 - Thursday 26 March 2009 10:13

You should have told her that she was adopted.

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By elpaso_fml | 0

#59581 - Thursday 26 March 2009 10:12

thats horrible!!! f*** them

Theatregeek788 | 0

#965981 - Sunday 21 March 2010 23:37

thts mean theyre little kids!!

Youser | 0

#973198 - Friday 2 April 2010 20:48

this is funny

mypod66 | 0

#986290 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 15:40

beat them

Bertj | 5

#1021416 - Sunday 6 June 2010 11:28

Awwww xD

Dizzygrl08 | 4

#1023565 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:43

Time to slap a hoe.... -.-

luv2fukem4ll | 0

#2312848 - Friday 8 April 2011 5:23

win:D

By Jimboom | 11

#59582 - Thursday 26 March 2009 10:13

Tell them to go play in traffic. And if they won't tell them you will tell their parents that they were very bad and didn't listen to you.

By Guiseppi | 0

#59583 - Thursday 26 March 2009 10:13

You should have told her that she was adopted.

GiddyXD | 0

#1023238 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 0:06

haha then it would be silent! then you say "pwned."

AkDreamer5 | 0

#1731769 - Monday 22 November 2010 0:08

awesome:) eff thoes little girls, tell them that they can't be mermaids eather because mermaids are pretty.

By JeremyU | 0

#59584 - Thursday 26 March 2009 10:16

Sorry, but that is hilarious...

By ohboyscott | 0

#59585 - Thursday 26 March 2009 10:20

#3 LOL

By Colosphe | 0

#59588 - Thursday 26 March 2009 10:23

In before "Don't be so ugly"

Seriously, wow. Well, innocence is a short step away from cruelty.

By Amkii | 0

#59595 - Thursday 26 March 2009 10:36

Haha.... burn.

I agree with #3!

By shalvius | 3

#59598 - Thursday 26 March 2009 10:42

By secretish | 0

#59602 - Thursday 26 March 2009 10:50

In your face! haha...definitely FYL

By Melanie_fml | 0

#59604 - Thursday 26 March 2009 11:10

I'd have responded back, "and they have to have boobs, so I guess YOU won't be playing! Now let's play a rousing game of hide n' go seek...you go hide!"

And then I'd have started reading a book.

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