By babysitter - 26/03/2009 03:45 - United States

Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML
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Melanie_fml 0
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I'd have responded back, "and they have to have boobs, so I guess YOU won't be playing! Now let's play a rousing game of hide n' go seek...you go hide!" And then I'd have started reading a book.

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Guiseppi 0

You should have told her that she was adopted.

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elpaso_fml 0
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thats horrible!!! f*** them

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Theatregeek788 0

thts mean theyre little kids!!

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Youser 0
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this is funny

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Dizzygrl08 4

Time to slap a hoe.... -.-

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Jimboom 11
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Tell them to go play in traffic. And if they won't tell them you will tell their parents that they were very bad and didn't listen to you.

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Guiseppi 0

You should have told her that she was adopted.

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GiddyXD 0
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haha then it would be silent! then you say "pwned."

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AkDreamer5 0
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awesome:) eff thoes little girls, tell them that they can't be mermaids eather because mermaids are pretty.

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JeremyU 0
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Sorry, but that is hilarious...

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ohboyscott 0

#3 LOL

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Colosphe 0

In before "Don't be so ugly" Seriously, wow. Well, innocence is a short step away from cruelty.

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Amkii 0
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Haha.... burn. I agree with #3!

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secretish 0
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In your face! haha...definitely FYL

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Melanie_fml 0
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I'd have responded back, "and they have to have boobs, so I guess YOU won't be playing! Now let's play a rousing game of hide n' go seek...you go hide!" And then I'd have started reading a book.

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