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By Treats For Days - 19/07/2013 13:54 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML

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By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By Rebecca Palermo - 14/12/2020 11:03

Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2016 13:50

Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, I was at QuickTrip. As I was leaving, I passed a woman who was saying, "Stay!" very sternly through her open driver's side door. I smiled as I passed, saying, "Your dog wants to follow you huh? I've been there." She glared at me and said, "No. That's my son. He's mentally challenged." FML

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Slobbered

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I was running the drive-thru window at work, when a man pulled up with his dog in the seat next to him. As he was counting out his change, the dog leaned over his hand and drooled all over it. Not only did he pay exclusively in coins, those coins were slimy from dog drool. FML

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Checks out

By Asirual - 02/05/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15-minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Chillicothe

Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML

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By anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:18 - United States - Crossville

Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML

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Awkward…

By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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Confused77 3

Friday 19 July 2013 18:54

That's ruff..

aatas187 8

Friday 19 July 2013 18:55

Either that was a rather hairy/ugly child or you are in desperate need of an eye exam. Good for you on being dog friendly though.

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Confused77 3

Friday 19 July 2013 18:54

That's ruff..

aatas187 8

Friday 19 July 2013 18:59

That was a pawsatively purrfect pun.

ILoveMyArm 15

Friday 19 July 2013 19:14

Mutt we do these puns? I hope the girl wasn't a bitch about it.

Sfaizi24 17

Friday 19 July 2013 20:02

#10. Dogs don't purr. I think your having a ruff time.

tacojauns 45

Friday 19 July 2013 20:26

#46 what are you barking about?

WhoopWhoop321 18

Friday 19 July 2013 21:16

Do you not know how to spell rough?

Ainarr 29

Friday 19 July 2013 21:17

Do you not know what a joke is?

BradTheBrony 19

Friday 19 July 2013 21:53

Here's the joke. And your head was way way way WAAAAAAY down here.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Saturday 20 July 2013 0:29

Hahaha! 57's comment made me laugh so much harder than the puns themselves. You must be new to this site. Oh the stupidity.. So funny.

sonnyrosa 32

Saturday 20 July 2013 4:24

Sit Boo-Boo, sit. good dog.

jagex2121 4

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:57

Honestly, I thought the woman was gonna eat the treat

WhoopWhoop321 18

Tuesday 23 July 2013 21:14

Whoops! Sorry, I only caught on to the pun after I posted the comment. So the people calling me stupid were'nt kidding, were they?? I have my blonde moments. Anyway, glad it made you laugh.

Han1156 23

Friday 19 July 2013 18:54

Eyes, making fools of us since the beginning.

friedpwnadge 25

Saturday 20 July 2013 5:43

Sometimes I think Canadian stereotypes go too far but then this happens.

aatas187 8

Friday 19 July 2013 18:55

Either that was a rather hairy/ugly child or you are in desperate need of an eye exam. Good for you on being dog friendly though.

CallMeWindSock 24

Saturday 20 July 2013 11:33

Those kid leashes just scream "poor parenting skills", don't they?

lzmo 20

Friday 19 July 2013 18:57

Hahahahaha

isallwaysme 27

Friday 19 July 2013 19:04

why do people feel the need to post comments like these?

persianninja 23

Friday 19 July 2013 20:23

If its funny (which it is) then keep it to yourself don't just post it

shyeahh_fml 19

Friday 19 July 2013 21:44

Hahahahaha

theonlyone1 7

Friday 19 July 2013 22:44

I can say the same to you

redmane 21

Saturday 20 July 2013 0:38

Insightful.

Yummiez 14

Saturday 5 April 2014 20:25

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 19 July 2013 18:57

I wanna know what the womans response was.

Jasmeent11 15

Friday 19 July 2013 21:13

Same here.

jsp16 24

Friday 19 July 2013 21:41

Went something like this "Yes Jill, you can have one. Sit Jill, sit!" Or op got punched in the face

shyeahh_fml 19

Friday 19 July 2013 21:45

There might be another FML from the woman's perspective...hopefully.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Friday 19 July 2013 18:58

Well...the kid could have the treat too couldn't she? A lot of kids go through that phase. In any case, I don't think there's a smooth way to talk yourself out of that one. FYL OP.