Money: Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2012 02:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML

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cprompt 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:20

Dude, those quantum pendants are dangerous. I got one and now I randomly phase between the universe and an alternate one.

zoopooz 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:05

Your mom is duuuuuuuuuuuuuumb. Kill her.

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zoopooz 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:05

Your mom is duuuuuuuuuuuuuumb. Kill her.

skullbashd 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 3:41

scalar is like emp shit how would that help you?

020266t 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:36

I suggest confiscating the computer.

appletini 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:08

I don't get how this is about your life

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Monday 19 April 2010 10:14

Have you heard about genetics? It affects intelligence as well.

gIsaac 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 0:32

duh, he has to live with the knowledge that his mom doesn't have common sense and is a non-thinking, information sponge

shinshoku13 19

Thursday 19 January 2012 18:07

She has to live with a hypocrite

fakeredone 1

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:14

howww is this FML? f ur moms life for blowing that money

Koroush47 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:15

she blowing money that she could use to pay for his college. His life sucks, his mom is dumb.

uncivilengineer 3

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:15

I don't see how this is a fml...... Because you got yelled at? Now say this was money she said she was going to put towards a car for you, that would be a fml!

cprompt 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:20

Dude, those quantum pendants are dangerous. I got one and now I randomly phase between the universe and an alternate one.

failboatrollover 1

Sunday 13 September 2009 14:03

SICK!

fireflies2012 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 19:48

lol'ed

zach205 24

Friday 21 February 2014 14:46

I know, I am in this strange dimension where the Earth's sky is blue not violet

green_199 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:22

This one is lame.

Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:26

Who cares what your mum spent her money on?? Its her money.......

Jimboom 11

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:27

Sell your mom a pet rock or something. You need to clean her out of her cash before someone else does. Cause that's about the only way your going to get a college fund/inheritance.