Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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Top comments
JeanNe91 0
that's why you never tell parents the truth.
Slightmisshap 0
you can get it for free without parental permisson.....
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JeanNe91 0
that's why you never tell parents the truth.
z620 0
haha parent psychology
blankaex 0
I hate parents. Especially my Asian parents. (I'm not spoilt or selfish or any of that, they're just mean)
mrcarmine 0
LMAO BUSTED!!!!
PinkNekoLelu 0
I don't even know how to vote on this one.
Jiplo 18
Vote both?
alex_vik 1
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You should've not lied. You deserved it.
khrushchevtm 0
Agree with #5. She probably grounded you because you lied. Lol. Deserved. If you make up a story, stick to it. And don't lie in the first place.
cadenernest 0
I second #2. I mean, it's as simple as asking at your next check-up. I love doctor-patient confidentiality. You could tell your doc you're a coke head and it's giving you heart palpatations and they can't tell your parents shit.
domolovesyoshi 33
Except patient confidentiality only works on people over the age of 18 or 16 in my country, patient confidentiality doesn't count on minors
Slightmisshap 0
you can get it for free without parental permisson.....
bbobe900000 0
the bitch mom lied too. where's the birth control?
MikeonFML 17
Clearly it runs in the family
ex_omer 17
Well, its not a requirement anymore
mrcarmine 0
haha wow, you could've gotten BC yourself. nice work! go get it so you can have it for the next guy lol yeah, #2 already said it
fleg 9
i think you should go out and get pregnant. that will show her.
337294 0
gahahhaha spool true