FML : Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My...

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mjohnston - / Friday 27 March 2009 14:47 / United States

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By cthulhu1138 | 1

#63036 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:22

Now you know never to date a coworker, much less a subordinate. If you manage to find another job in this economy, think with your head, not your dick.

By shehzeenahmed | 0

#63020 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:12

fired and dumped in the same day? that sucks man, and since she's the reason you got fired and she acted like that, then i say good riddance to you.

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By marz88 | 0

#62986 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:03

first

By corey_kelly | 0

#62989 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:04

yeah man, you got screwed

22cute | 17

#4487245 - Sunday 27 May 2012 11:21

He totally did it to himself!!

By piderman13 | 0

#63004 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:08

your fault dipshit!!!! and shes a shallow whore and you shoulda seen that

By llSgtScopell | 0

#63016 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:11

Never date co workers. Nothing ever comes good from it...

Especially if they are ranked lower, thats a possible law suit.

By shehzeenahmed | 0

#63020 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:12

fired and dumped in the same day? that sucks man, and since she's the reason you got fired and she acted like that, then i say good riddance to you.

By boner | 0

#63022 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:13

Great time to mix biz with pleasure ...

TheCLANNAD | 0

#968986 - Saturday 27 March 2010 5:34

i would do it=)

By amirn86 | 0

#63033 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:20

What a bitch! That's rough man, the company was probably looking for a way to make cuts anyway with the way the economy's been

By cthulhu1138 | 1

#63036 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:22

Now you know never to date a coworker, much less a subordinate. If you manage to find another job in this economy, think with your head, not your dick.

By aego56 | 0

#63046 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:24

Guys - learn to read. He NEVER DATED A COWORKER. He WAS dating his girlfriend, and then he hired her. When they found out they fired him, and she dumped him because of that.

By Tucatz | 0

#63050 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:25

Never, never, NEVER, fuck a co-worker, much less a subordinate.

Learn from this.

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