FML : Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked...

Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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OKAY just to clarify some things.. because i am the one who posted this... i am 18 ... im a GIRL... and yes it was mine... i had left it in a bag months ago and when my mom was taking my laundry found it... and peach vodka? its actually quite good if you mix it with the right things.. esp cran juice, orange juice, and redbull.. i know its a lot.. but being a girl.. i dont really like hard liquor.. just the effects of it lol

By izerz / Thursday 26 March 2009 04:12 / United States

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By Jimboom | 11

#59654 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:31

Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn.

But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again.

Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.

By birds_fml | 7

#59635 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:20

Well, was it yours or not?

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By PlasticShark | 0

#59626 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:09

PEACH vodka? Yuk, you're in big trouble for havin that !

gingersss | 5

#1029138 - Sunday 13 June 2010 5:27

ahahahaha that succks

holysmokes420 | 0

#1113335 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:52

ur in big trouble for having that kind of hair.

By birds_fml | 7

#59635 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:20

Well, was it yours or not?

Allstarr23 | 1

#1819703 - Thursday 9 December 2010 16:50

Why was she snooping in your room? And for all you uptight assholes commenting on being underage, don't pretend you didn't drink before you were legal.

wingedelephants | 17

#5897767 - Friday 28 March 2014 0:18

#73 Crazy concept, I know, but some people just don't drink (yes, that was sarcasm). I've always detested the smell of alcohol and I don't need to taste it. Stop making assumptions about other people's experiences.

By green_199 | 0

#59639 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:24

"The Boogey man!"

By oooh_dear | 0

#59640 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:24

yea...FYL for drinking peach vodka dude.
thats probably why shes pissed at you.

By markh110 | 0

#59645 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:28

...I don't get it? So... it's NOT yours but she found it in your room or...?

By troubletcat | 0

#59651 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:29

Urgh, that's fucking gross, get a real drink.

But your mom shouldn't be going through your room in my opinion.

By Jimboom | 11

#59654 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:31

lol_urlife_sucks | 0

#649391 - Sunday 1 November 2009 18:49

Well, if you use poverty pipes, then it's still an issue ;)

NaggerHagger | 6

#2864649 - Monday 11 July 2011 5:08

Well, foUrth graders know how to spell ;)

Life_is_FML | 22

#4657992 - Saturday 7 July 2012 1:41

EPIC WIN!!

_cameronkc_ | 17

#6171798 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 15:28

fourth graders also know how to spell

By xqme | 0

#59658 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:47

yep..what #7 said.no bottles. ultra fine print under his name says "just the smell" xD

if you're seriously underaged, YDI if you can't play it off as "my friends were over and showing me their bottle collection!"
if you're not, hardly an FML. =P

By idrivefast | 0

#59678 - Thursday 26 March 2009 13:26

My parents didn't care if they found booze in my room. Helps even better now that I'm the legal drinking age. Rum, vodka, and Bailey's fill my collection

xXCherrryBombXx | 6

#4675160 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 6:41

your picture is slightly ironic

By jackdaniels_fml | 0

#59681 - Thursday 26 March 2009 13:31

haha been in similar situations when i was underage
but at least i wasn't drinking that shit lol....
were you drinking it alone in your room? cause otherwise i'm not sure why you'd have it in there
and yeah #7, so right. nooooooo bottles ever!!
hope you learned a lesson at least.