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By izerz - United States
Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML
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izerz tells us more :
OKAY just to clarify some things.. because i am the one who posted this... i am 18 ... im a GIRL... and yes it was mine... i had left it in a bag months ago and when my mom was taking my laundry found it... and peach vodka? its actually quite good if you mix it with the right things.. esp cran juice, orange juice, and redbull.. i know its a lot.. but being a girl.. i dont really like hard liquor.. just the effects of it lol
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Coherence dude, do you have it?

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You've got some explaining to do

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By  Jimboom  |  11

Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn.

But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again.

Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.

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  wingedelephants  |  17

#73 Crazy concept, I know, but some people just don't drink (yes, that was sarcasm). I've always detested the smell of alcohol and I don't need to taste it. Stop making assumptions about other people's experiences.

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By  Jimboom  |  11

Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn.

But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again.

Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.

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By  xqme  |  0

yep..what #7 said.no bottles. ultra fine print under his name says "just the smell" xD


if you're seriously underaged, YDI if you can't play it off as "my friends were over and showing me their bottle collection!"
if you're not, hardly an FML. =P

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By  jackdaniels_fml  |  0

haha been in similar situations when i was underage
but at least i wasn't drinking that shit lol....
were you drinking it alone in your room? cause otherwise i'm not sure why you'd have it in there
and yeah #7, so right. nooooooo bottles ever!!
hope you learned a lesson at least.

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