Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
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theauthor
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LOL
i had a similar experience when my 3 1/2 yr old cousin told me sadly that "tomas the tank engine is shit"
i had a similar experience when my 3 1/2 yr old cousin told me sadly that "tomas the tank engine is shit"
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fuzz97
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XD
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GiddyXD
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lol!!!
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PlasticShark
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Haha, my hero.
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oliv34
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the 90s called they want their hairstyle back
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roar__
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That's the greatest thing I've heard in a while.
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emorockerownage
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w000t
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RyeBreadBoy
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hahaha hilarious.
you should teach him snappy comebacks on purpose just to amuse yourself.
you should teach him snappy comebacks on purpose just to amuse yourself.
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Jimboom
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Lol. The kid is well on his way to being one of the cool kids. Now, if you could just get him smoking and drinking he will REALLY be advanced for his age.
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kateRAWR
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U got that one right
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jimmy_vansuelo
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You shouldn't ever have kids...
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ml_augustus
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Wow great advice
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arby
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I forget the context, but I told my mother about something that happened that really sucked, her response? "that sucks... That sucks the big one." I was in a state of shock.
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were_giraffe
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they ALWAYS pay attention to what you say.
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lucy331
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true that!!!
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Cogeno
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I remember my 9 year old nephew recently got suspended for telling the teacher to 'Go suck her husband' after she was giving him shit.
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thekreeperkeeper
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nice, my niece of the same age called me a cocksucker once....
i had a similar experience when my 3 1/2 yr old cousin told me sadly that "tomas the tank engine is shit"