FML : Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today....

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Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Alex - / Thursday 26 March 2009 04:42 / United States

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By theauthor | 0

#59618 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:05

LOL
i had a similar experience when my 3 1/2 yr old cousin told me sadly that "tomas the tank engine is shit"

By Cogeno | 0

#59661 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:51

I remember my 9 year old nephew recently got suspended for telling the teacher to 'Go suck her husband' after she was giving him shit.

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By theauthor | 0

#59618 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:05

LOL
i had a similar experience when my 3 1/2 yr old cousin told me sadly that "tomas the tank engine is shit"

fuzz97 | 22

#823585 - Thursday 4 February 2010 3:57

GiddyXD | 0

#938762 - Friday 12 March 2010 9:24

lol!!!

By PlasticShark | 0

#59620 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:06

Haha, my hero.

oliv34 | 11

#6326741 - Sunday 21 June 2015 6:40

the 90s called they want their hairstyle back

By roar__ | 0

#59631 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:15

That's the greatest thing I've heard in a while.

By emorockerownage | 9

#59634 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:19

w000t

By RyeBreadBoy | 0

#59647 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:28

hahaha hilarious.
you should teach him snappy comebacks on purpose just to amuse yourself.

By Jimboom | 11

#59650 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:29

Lol. The kid is well on his way to being one of the cool kids. Now, if you could just get him smoking and drinking he will REALLY be advanced for his age.

kateRAWR | 3

#4334833 - Saturday 21 April 2012 17:49

U got that one right

jimmy_vansuelo | 10

#5726914 - Wednesday 23 October 2013 16:30

You shouldn't ever have kids...

ml_augustus | 23

#6642194 - Sunday 3 July 2016 9:23

Wow great advice

By arby | 0

#59655 - Thursday 26 March 2009 12:34

I forget the context, but I told my mother about something that happened that really sucked, her response? "that sucks... That sucks the big one." I was in a state of shock.