LOL i had a similar experience when my 3 1/2 yr old cousin told me sadly that "tomas the tank engine is shit"

Haha, my hero.

That's the greatest thing I've heard in a while.

w000t

hahaha hilarious. you should teach him snappy comebacks on purpose just to amuse yourself.

Lol. The kid is well on his way to being one of the cool kids. Now, if you could just get him smoking and drinking he will REALLY be advanced for his age.

I forget the context, but I told my mother about something that happened that really sucked, her response? "that sucks... That sucks the big one." I was in a state of shock.

they ALWAYS pay attention to what you say.

I remember my 9 year old nephew recently got suspended for telling the teacher to 'Go suck her husband' after she was giving him shit.

nice, my niece of the same age called me a cocksucker once....