HobblinGoblin
Eureka, United States
Today, I finished polishing a song I was working on for my girlfriend. The next words out of her mouth when we next spoke: "I want to break up." FML
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gmian 34
Hey, at least you didn't sing it yet! You now have a song for the next girl ;)
RememberSchlitz 9
Been there, slightly rewrote that song for the next girlfriend, married that girlfriend 27 years ago, still play her that song on occasion, still know the lyrics by heart. It's not the song - it's the girl.
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catd00d 10
Deeyum
linderp 13
:(
gmian 34
Hey, at least you didn't sing it yet! You now have a song for the next girl ;)
Avi8r 22
Let's just hope it's not personalized and written specifically for her
psychopolarbear 28
Some people just don't appreciate good music.
fakedsincerity 32
How do you know if it's good music or not if you've never heard it?
Testing1234 25
Must have slipped your mind that she hadn't even heard the song yet.
bitchs_and_hoes 20
Maybe if you sing it to her you can get her back??
DrownedMyFish 18
Yeah, a good song would change her tune.
HobblinGoblin 11
I don't wanna pressure her, haha. :p But I love the music puns I'm seeing.
Thoricsteam20 24
She has such a way with words.
captainsmegma 12
Evidently not polished enough. She's a harsh critic.
AC98 19
Shit man if you took the time to write and work hard on a song for her, and she dumps you, then you can definitely do better.
AC98 19
That's a very valid point
HobblinGoblin 11
I didn't devote that much time to it. I planned it across maybe a week and practiced on nights we either weren't going to see each other or after she'd go home. /okayillstopwhining
RebeccaRFT 18
Why is it that if something doesn't go the OP's way (in any relationship on FML) apparently they can 'do better'? How do you know? Maybe the other person is magnificent. Or maybe, they just didn't LIKE OP anymore and wanted to break up. Breaking up with someone doesn't make you worth less than someone else. Automatically saying 'you can do better' is just a dumb assumption
HobblinGoblin 11
Rebecca, I am with you. I'm not saying I was mistreated, it's just a bummer that it happened? I actually am still friends with her. And no, I'm not related to Gandhi? I am confused.
rieebee 23
It's a reference to a previous FML where someone had to explain to someone that Gandhi was a real person, not a goblin.
DoomedGemini 38
I think she's talking to 8, I do say FYL for putting in all that work though I'm happy you are so thoughtful of her despite the breakup.
hi_im_ughlee 19
It's not exactly degrading anyone's worth when someone tells someone else they deserve better. It's more of saying that they deserve to find someone who will treat them better or they can do better for themselves.
Unused_Account13 25
Even though it's not likely to happen, I really want to see it. I'm sorry though bro.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Time to make a sequel to your song...