Transportation: Beep beep beep

Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By arghh - 29/09/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 14:57 - Italy - Padova

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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By Lavalise - 05/11/2011 07:11 - France

Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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lifebarelyeffed 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:50

damn what a dick!

mangotreats 2

Monday 29 June 2009 21:51

your dad is an asshole #13

Comments

nattylight 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:22

#2. Also. It sucks to be you. Some people today are such a**holes.

humorizer 14

Monday 29 June 2009 23:06

It was eaten alive by feminists.

bobnorris 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:43

#1 stole my line

hitori_no_hito 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:32

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PainInTheAsss 16

Wednesday 29 June 2016 7:17

Why does this have so many dislikes? You're actually right.

jeanniner 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:58

OMG that sucks. i hope nothing too valuable was in it.

divineinstrument 2

Monday 29 June 2009 19:08

Yes that makes sense. She deserves it for carrying it a handbag. In fact, all women who carry handbags deserve to get their handbags stolen. You couldn't have been more spot-on >_>

genius_man16 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:44

it's called a troll #11 learn to spot one and not look like an idiot

THC_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:37

#11 - The reason why girls have purses and handbags is because we don't have huge ass pockets to carry our stuff in like guys have -.-;

Gargananana 1

Monday 29 June 2009 21:47

#27: That problem could easily be solved by buying pants with huge pockets. Nobody's going to say "Wow, look at how big her pockets are, what a stupid bitch."

Goldfinch86 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:27

Some people carry them to carry other things in, also men carry bags now that are similar to what some may call a "hand bags". There are not dumb, they don't deserve this, this is like saying, because you drive a car you deserve to die in a car accident.

junjouromantica 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:44

I wish women's pants came with huge pockets. But they don't. They pretty much expect us to carry bags, which can easily be forgotten or stolen. I have small ass pockets, and my cell phone's always falling out. Thanks pants.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:47

Ass pockets? Ew. Anyway get better pants, then stuff won't fall out. A lot of pants these days have pockets just for phones that hold them very nicely.

junjouromantica 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 12:29

They're just really ******* small, it's ridiculous. I don't actually mean ass pockets. xD

happyvalleygirl 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 19:01

We carry way too much stuff to put in pockets. Guys carry a phone and a wallet and maybe one or two other things. We carry 10 times as much.

Ishari 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 13:49

Some women don't carry a shitload of stuff but this goes back to the fact that women pants never have big pockets.

stariee1997 16

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:09

It's her HANDBAG. Of course there's something valuable in it... say EVERYTHING!?

lifebarelyeffed 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:50

damn what a dick!

tenniskettle 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:36

number 3? she deserves being pushed and lose her handbag for trying not to miss that train? like you wouldn't do the same ya hypocrite

Impact009 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:22

#3 I think she would only deserve it if the door injured her. If somebody has to be at fault, then I believe man has the most fault for being the direct cause.

Mads_1234 28

Friday 4 January 2013 4:35

#16 and #54, I think they were talking about the man being a dick.

meanie_monday 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:54

You better hope you don't have much money in there...

fmlAllStar7274 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:54

#3, yes there are reasons for it, but still, if you are rushing you can still get on. It is the same with yellow lights, instead of slowing down, they make people speed up. OP- Sux to be u, FYL indeed. Why didn't you just start like banging on the door?

Impact009 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:29

I don't know if you're agreeing with #3 or not. State driver's manuals specifically state that the drivers should slow down at a yellow light UNLESS they cannot safely do so. These are the same manuals that are studied for examinations to obtain a driver's license. Once a person accepts a responsibility but neglects the rules, then it's completely his or her fault should anything happen.

kellanlvr 1

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:47

what are you talking about?

steph_darling 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:02

door closing beeps just let you know that the doors are in fact closing, but the conductor can open them if there is a jam, eg. a person stuck inside =) that's a real shame, some people have no conception of common courtesy.