Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
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d00shfag5150
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Go onto Biggest Loser
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spiderowner
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He lives in canada smart one
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krispykreem
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What #1 said.
Not eating as much just might help.
Just maybe.
Not eating as much just might help.
Just maybe.
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Goldfinch86
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aww, I know how you feel, just buy new jeans. It will be okay. Besides you can probably lose that weight if it was only a small amount gained.
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kels_bets21
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what do you usually wear then ?
because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.
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cacheson
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I wore stretchy shorts and yoga pants for a long time because it was summer once and when I went back to my jeans they didn't fit. It can happen.
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ChrisWasHere
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Diets don't always work. Just try excersizing instead of complaining onto FML.
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roundnproud
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CAN WE STOP WITH THESE WHY I AM SO FAT ITS NOT MY FAULT WAAAH FML'S
thanks :)
thanks :)
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curryndricegirll
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Fine. Same for the anorexics. Tell them to eat more.
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Seti_fml
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i dont think i've ever seen a "i'm anorexic" fml. They usually know that what they're doing is their fault.
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scorpioserpent
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lmao, that's true, there aren't any I'm skinny FMLs but there's a ton of fat ones.
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roundnproud
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#45, i'm not pathetic enough to write an fml about me being extremely skinny, though, so your comment
is completely irrelevant... i know the fact that i don't eat enough shows and i'm fine with that.
is completely irrelevant... i know the fact that i don't eat enough shows and i'm fine with that.
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kalliope_fml
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Maybe people don't write FMLs about being skinny because being thin (even unhealthily so) is still condoned/appreciated in our society? Whereas we've got this whole negative outlook towards any woman (there's a significant bias towards judging women rather than men on their appearance) who is even a little chubby.
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roundnproud
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Yo, Kalliope, unlike many of the dicks on this site I don't judge overweight people. (Look at my username xD)
I just think complaining about it on the internet instead of actually going out and doing something about it is not only counterproductive, but... well, you know... sad.
I just think complaining about it on the internet instead of actually going out and doing something about it is not only counterproductive, but... well, you know... sad.
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kalliope_fml
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Oh, agreed. If it's something out of the OP's control then it's perfectly valid as an FML. Weight related issues (unless they're involving some kind of illness) are within the OP's power to change.
I guess my gripe is more with the fact that society still makes weight such a huge issue to begin with. My friend overheard someone say that she'd rather have cancer than be fat. (Because having cancer is such fun, right?) My mind boggles.
I guess my gripe is more with the fact that society still makes weight such a huge issue to begin with. My friend overheard someone say that she'd rather have cancer than be fat. (Because having cancer is such fun, right?) My mind boggles.
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Kofu
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Damn. Your friend slapped her, right? That was a stunningly ignorant thing to say. That, or kidnap her and force-feed her pasta like the guy in the movie Se7en (Morgan Freeman / Brad Pitt).
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NicoleIAm
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I read a book about anorexia and it said that they asked 4th and 5th graders questions about their opinions on weight. About 75% said that they would rather have their parents die, experience a nuclear explosion, and get cancer than be fat.
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taskemus
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@NicoleIAm That's really sad. OT, but do you remember the name of the book?
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NicoleIAm
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It was just called "Anorexia" but I don't remember who the author was.
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darkmis1
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Time for diet and exersize?
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insertnameherr
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words can not express how bad of a speller you are. you need to EXERCISE that brain of yours!
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swanlee
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Hey here's an idea, eat less, exercise more, than you won't be a fatass posting your lame crap here.
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Darrian
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Lay off the McDonalds and excercise a little.
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Dabookofnothing
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its to bad no one cares about you fatness
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Number1Wiener
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I doubt anyone here cares about fat people >.<
because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.