By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
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kels_bets21 0

what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.

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yep_me_again 0

I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!

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krispykreem 0

What #1 said. Not eating as much just might help. Just maybe.

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Goldfinch86 0

aww, I know how you feel, just buy new jeans. It will be okay. Besides you can probably lose that weight if it was only a small amount gained.

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kels_bets21 0

what do you usually wear then ? because you don't just gain enough weight to fit nothing overnight.

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cacheson 41

I wore stretchy shorts and yoga pants for a long time because it was summer once and when I went back to my jeans they didn't fit. It can happen.

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ChrisWasHere 0

Diets don't always work. Just try excersizing instead of complaining onto FML.

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roundnproud 7

CAN WE STOP WITH THESE WHY I AM SO FAT ITS NOT MY FAULT WAAAH FML'S thanks :)

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curryndricegirll 0

Fine. Same for the anorexics. Tell them to eat more.

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Seti_fml 0

i dont think i've ever seen a "i'm anorexic" fml. They usually know that what they're doing is their fault.

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scorpioserpent 1

lmao, that's true, there aren't any I'm skinny FMLs but there's a ton of fat ones.

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roundnproud 7

#45, i'm not pathetic enough to write an fml about me being extremely skinny, though, so your comment is completely irrelevant... i know the fact that i don't eat enough shows and i'm fine with that.

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kalliope_fml 0

Maybe people don't write FMLs about being skinny because being thin (even unhealthily so) is still condoned/appreciated in our society? Whereas we've got this whole negative outlook towards any woman (there's a significant bias towards judging women rather than men on their appearance) who is even a little chubby.

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roundnproud 7

Yo, Kalliope, unlike many of the dicks on this site I don't judge overweight people. (Look at my username xD) I just think complaining about it on the internet instead of actually going out and doing something about it is not only counterproductive, but... well, you know... sad.

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kalliope_fml 0

Oh, agreed. If it's something out of the OP's control then it's perfectly valid as an FML. Weight related issues (unless they're involving some kind of illness) are within the OP's power to change. I guess my gripe is more with the fact that society still makes weight such a huge issue to begin with. My friend overheard someone say that she'd rather have cancer than be fat. (Because having cancer is such fun, right?) My mind boggles.

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Kofu 0

Damn. Your friend slapped her, right? That was a stunningly ignorant thing to say. That, or kidnap her and force-feed her pasta like the guy in the movie Se7en (Morgan Freeman / Brad Pitt).

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NicoleIAm 0

I read a book about anorexia and it said that they asked 4th and 5th graders questions about their opinions on weight. About 75% said that they would rather have their parents die, experience a nuclear explosion, and get cancer than be fat.

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taskemus 10

@NicoleIAm That's really sad. OT, but do you remember the name of the book?

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NicoleIAm 0

It was just called "Anorexia" but I don't remember who the author was.

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insertnameherr 11

words can not express how bad of a speller you are. you need to EXERCISE that brain of yours!

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swanlee 0

Hey here's an idea, eat less, exercise more, than you won't be a fatass posting your lame crap here.

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Darrian 2

Lay off the McDonalds and excercise a little.

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Dabookofnothing 0

its to bad no one cares about you fatness

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Number1Wiener 5

I doubt anyone here cares about fat people >.<

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