There were only two unmarried girls??? Was this like a super super private wedding?

EASYLAZY YOUR REPLY DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FIRST COMMENT! DON'T POST ON TOP UNLESS YOU'RE FIRST DIPSHIT!!!

And you think anyone is going to listen to you because you typed in all caps. Riiiight.

DIDN'T YOU KNOW, MEGAN? CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

RIP BILLY MAYS — ALWAYS LIVED TO HIS PROMISES OR YOUR MONEY BACK

LOLZ.

lol I cought the boquet when I was six; there were like ten other single women there.

the point isn't that she's afraid to remain unmarried. the point is that she's singled out (no pun intended) from everyone else at the wedding, and her only "equal" is 5 years old. they're put in the spotlight and everyone watches as she loses to the 5 year old.

Well, I think in this case she chose to let the little kid win. It's just like playing a board game with a child; if you don't let the kid win, they're likely to throw a temper tantrum.

This. ^^^ Is a double post... You should be ashamed of yourself. I thought that Jeeeesuuus taught youth better than this! @OP It's called hand-eye coordination

Why did u post this message twice????

Yes. I would have been. I really sympathize with this one.

I was at a wedding once, and when the bouquet was tossed, my girlfriend at the time went through the crowd like a linebacker, trying to catch it. There's an FML for you.

are you kidding? she's showing her dedication to you! you should be proud or gratified rather than ashamed!!