By steven - Cayman Islands

Take it down!

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
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To the guy who said " YDI for letting your mom have Facebook " I'm pretty sure , it's not up to him to decide on if his mom has Facebook or not .

OP : HAHAHAHA , FYL ! I would have died . But I would of FOR SURE gotten revenge by taking an embarassing picture of her back . :D

  WackTastic  |  0

Haha I`m sorry but that`s kinda cute..just that she`s soo excited and everything. I wasnt brought up in a family where we could share things like that...hell or even have the luxury of a period talk so I dont know how it is to have my family involved in anything like that. I know it`s emberassing but kinda cool.


How is the LEAST? There are so many FMLs on this site that make you go "Er... so what?" This one is pretty bad I have to say! I would have died from sheer embarassement if I was in the same position

  bovice  |  0

yes most definitely the least!

for starters,
now she has a picture of her first kiss, which i'm sure she will adore and get feel all warm and fuzzy inside 20 years later.


GOD FORBID she has a picture of her kissing a guy on facebook!
if anything I'm sure her mother will take it off if she really asks.
and if not;
and shes still stressing over this, how many people does she know that are going to be looking at her mothers facebook.

so yes whoopdie-fuckin doo this is the worst fml ive ever seen.


Hahaha no. Have you seen the first few FMLs? Number 35 is: "Today, I spilt a pack of pasta all over my kitchen floor. FML"

Granted, this is still a sucky fml, but nothing beats the pasta one.

  bovice  |  0

eh thats a little worse.

i mean you have to get out the broom and sweep and then maybe even get on your hands and knees to get the stray noodles that are hiding underneath the cabinets.
then sometimes the broom want catch all the noodles because they are sitting in between the tiles where the caulk is and you have to get down and grab those too.

its an exhausting experience.


Well, at least she saved a precious moment? Just untag yourself and your gf. And get her to take them off... FAST! Then delete her facebook when shes not home and black facebook from all computers but yours (if you have your own). Then hep your mom find a hobby other than stalking you. :)