Ouch

By Teylot - 28/06/2009 21:30 - Canada

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML
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junkinmahcranium 0

Be gentle with cats. You piss em off, you suffer. It's a way of life.

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umbilicalbiotch 0

Im sorry for your loss. Every bowl counts

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junkinmahcranium 0

Be gentle with cats. You piss em off, you suffer. It's a way of life.

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iKaite 0

Cats are bastards. If they could kick you out the house physically into the rain, lock the door, and still open tins of cat food by themselves, they would do it.

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genius_man16 0

someone is bitter about cats. Jesus. They aren't that mean at all, just because you don't know how to take care of them doesn't mean they all suck. Cats + water = scratching. Simple as that, if you really don't know that then you don't deserve to own a cat. @OP: I'm really confused how laughing hysterically = knocking over your bowl of cereal, unless you meant just the little bit of cereal on your spoon, but then I don't get how it would be "all over" your cat.

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whatacoolkid 0

well, today you learned a valuable lesson-that you are a FAIL!!!!

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fudgerz 0

that's why dogs are better.. FYL

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junkinmahcranium 0

@10 - Cats aren't bastards. Like 17 said, you just need to know how to take care of them. They LOVE getting rubbed and scratched just like dogs. I'm sure there are things you can do to dogs to piss 'em off. It's the same way with cats.

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lolzforfun228 3

I perfer dogs because theyre usually more social.

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changesinme 0

Domestic cats do possess traits from wild cats, can't expect much from them, if they could devour you, I'm sure they would

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RedRose 0

Oh that's awful. I'm sorry about that. Cats can be so vicious.

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MrCatman1125 2

How will he let us now how his cuts heal if he knows none of us?

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jojothehobo 0

Cats suck. Seriously.

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Arcran5 0

76 should get back to the ******* subject, instead of ripping the piss out of a (awesome) band.

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krazygirl100 9

i know they all hate me so i strangle them to death >:D jk :D

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umbilicalbiotch 0

Im sorry for your loss. Every bowl counts

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nemonaki 0

Agreed! I've never seen people nitpick more than on this website. Anyway, this FML made me laugh really hard just imagining it. Hope you heal well.

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princess09 3

wow that sucks... next time eat a cereal bar instead :)

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MukyDaCookie 0

I guess kitty isn't kukoo for cocoa puffs

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lesp 6

Just another reason cats are evil. If you did that to a dog it would love you forever for making it rain food.

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sevenoh 0

bahaha, excellent and totally true I hate cats

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mizzy1 0

Me too! Dogs r the best way better then cats!

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Noelletakumi 36

Really? Do we need to comment more completely biased opinions? One is not "better" than the other. They're both animals with the same amount of tendencies. The cat is scratching in defense, it's INSTINCT. Let's leave it at that.

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TysonFawlay 0

I'm sorry, but when I try to picture is all I get is someone with downs flailing. Unless you've got some muscular disease or are just plain retarded, how did this happen? Beats me. YDI

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paperfox_fml 0

Please do some googling on declawing. It's a cruel operation that should never be performed. If you doubt how unkind it is, you should know that several European countries deem it to cause so much unnecessary suffering that it has been outlawed.

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crzymonkeyxo 0

Yeah i know, cats cannot defend themselves after it either they have to be forced to stay in the house under all circumstances, idk bout your cats but mine love to climb things, with out claws they can't climb at all

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