By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
All the FMLs
By InsertPopcicle - 22/11/2013 06:53 - United States
Bride of Chucky
By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis
By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 22:30 - United States - Auburn
So frustrating!
By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol
By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End
By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States
Tippi Hedren strikes back
By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France
By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra
By 43_clothespins_later - 21/11/2013 00:12 - United States - Richmond
By ChestExploding - 20/11/2013 23:53 - United States - Greensboro
Not a good sign
By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor
By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom
By me - 20/11/2013 15:28 - United States - Bronx
Please leave
By bakingwomannnnnnnn - 20/11/2013 07:59 - United States - Redding
Occam's razor
By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 01:09 - United States - Minneapolis
By unwantedforlife - 20/11/2013 00:19 - United States
By innocent72 - 19/11/2013 21:07 - United States - Canonsburg
Alexa, play "Five Years" by David Bowie
By elle - 19/11/2013 17:31 - United States - Round Lake
By Anonymous - 19/11/2013 16:50
You OK, hun?
By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston
By kittyboo_is_me - 19/11/2013 06:59 - Slovenia - Maribor
kittyboo_is_me tells us more.
By Not impressed. - 19/11/2013 05:51 - Canada - Toronto
By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom
crixon42 tells us more.
OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.
By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood
By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton
Cough up
By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:37 - United States - Fallbrook
By kids next door - 18/11/2013 10:14 - United States - Mount Holly
By smiley1014 - 18/11/2013 09:14 - United States
smiley1014 tells us more.
I guess I didn't put on the FML that I am a male. My wife told me that she wants me to wear my ring (except during work, which is Aviation and we're not allowed). I told her I wasn't comfortable wearing it in the ocean, and she said I had to anyway. After losing my ring, my wife bought snorkel equipment and I spent an hour diving for it until the sun set. My wife and I have been married for 5 years, and we both got a laugh out of it, and we purchased another ring the next day in a Hawaiian market that now has a story and more meaning than the first ring.
By kb - 18/11/2013 06:38 - United States
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No need to get rid of the cat, she's good to both my baby and my older son and I have absolutely no fears regarding her and the kids. I still have no clue how she does what she does, I assume she either meows in their room long enough to wake up the baby or she paws him through the rails of the crib until he wakes up. She has food available at all times, so that's not an issue (and she's really thin btw). Pretty sure she just wants to go outside to do whatever it is cats do at night (roam, hunt, interact). I might have to try the dark room suggestion though, thanks for reminding me - it was the only thing that got her to stop peeing all over the house. That or throwing her out of the house at night altogether, nevermind the cold. Sleep is precious, especially with a baby in the house.