Because she saw her boyfriend puking?

misread the FML... I'm sorry I wasted the first comment ! :(

Puking.

Woho! Another Hatsune Miku Fan!

This story makes a lot more sense now

Yeah chundering=vomiting. Though when someone uses the word chundering, I always think that it's really violent puking, like projectile vomiting.

Only reason I know this...Men at Work. :P *starts singing Land Down Under*

Wasn't sure to hit FYL or YDI because I had no idea what chundering meant.

1: @ your profile - dudeception

Chundering is what posh students in England call being sick. Watch gap yar on YouTube to see what I mean

I thought chundering was walking in a cocky way

For example, to chunder EVERYWHEEERE!

I inferred the meaning of chundering from the story, given that there are really only 2 possible things a man could be... Let's say "projecting" .. Into an old lady's shopping bag on the side of the road. Luckily for OP, it was the better of the two options. :D

OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN!

hahaha i had no idea what chundering meant until i read the comments. at first i thought he was jacking off into a basket

Chunder is an English word stemming from the olden days when people were on sailing ships. If you (almost surely) were seasick, and vomited over the side, you would yell "watch under" in case someone was down below painting the ship or had their cabin window open - the saying was simplified to chunder - why don't people google things these days??

78 - ur pic is the same face I make when I see some crispy bacon.

same here hahaha.

I LOVE crispy bacon :)

That's why I thought too!

cool, lol cuz others do!! thanks!!

I clicked on the comments just to see what chundering meant

You're making us vomit with your incoherent sentences filled with poor grammar.

I'm sure*. You're* Happy?:) And that's your bulimia, not my lack of grammar.

No still not happy sorry

I like Alan's comment

I've never had to read a sentence so many damn times to understand it.

Wait 52... You understand it? I'm still trying to find some sort of sanity in the comment.

#19: Why didn't you use correct grammar the first time around? It's comments like this that help us to appreciate the good ones.

Groceries? Probably more like all of her possessions. The poor homeless bag.

I would have chundered, if my auto-correct didn't keep changing it to chimeras.

I like the word chunder, it makes me think of the lord vomiting on the world

Or her Halloween candies...

No Halloween candy goes to waste, she is still able to use them. Only if she doesn't live near my street.