By NotInTheRightPlace - 17/03/2014 18:18 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML
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Depending on what you're in court for, the chocolate wrapper may be right.

OP stole a balloon on free balloon day

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Depending on what you're in court for, the chocolate wrapper may be right.

OP stole a balloon on free balloon day

How dare she! That's worst than stealing a cookie from the cookie jar!

Chocolate and stealing balloons? Does OP live in Bikini Bottom?!

I'm surprised no one have recollections of spongebob episodes when Spongebob feels Bad about stealing a free baloon and when him and Patrick sells chocolate at people's doors.

#33 - That's the point. The jokes are obvious.

#33- sorry for having to point this out, but that was the purpose of the joke...

Do you really have to kill the joke? Wow you must be fun at parties..

Murphy's law? ;-)

...has nothing to do with this?

You've got a point there :(

Maybe it's true! What'd ya do?

\ 28

Best case scenario: OP is a lawyer :)

Chocolate never lies!

Nope it's the scale that's the liar.

Chocolate makes everything better.

join the dark side, same wrappers but it's at least somewhat heart healthy.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

No where does it say OP did a crime.

...Nilorak is correct. Appearing in court doesn't mean you've committed a crime.

No OP just went to court cause it sounded like it'd be a fun time

Jury duty maybe?... Or better yet, OP is a justice. :)

OP could be a lawyer or witness...

or a plaintiff

I have to appear in a court room to legally change my name. is changing my name a crime?

Cauldroup 13

Depends on what you change it to...

Chocolate that can predict the future? Nice! I guess fortune cookies are out, then.

Chocolate knows all.

Maybe it's a sign that you are doing the right thing. Think positive, OP. It could mean some good luck. :)

What was the offense you committed? Also, chocolate is delicious :)