By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington
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I think he was afraid of /being/ the banana. "Threateningly sexual"? Did you hold eye contact whilst you ate the banana, OP? Chew vigorously as you stared him down? Slip him a note that says "this will be you" alongside a picture of you eating said banana? Next time, eat a hot dog and see what happens.
Next time try to make it look sexual..they'll really freak out then.
probably cause you didn't eat the banana without licking all over it like you are giving a bj. its obviously the only possible way to eat a banana in front of a male.
Next time, show up to work with the banana wrapped in a condom and say that it's only a wrapper. That should give the idot something to talk about.