By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington
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I think he was afraid of /being/ the banana. "Threateningly sexual"? Did you hold eye contact whilst you ate the banana, OP? Chew vigorously as you stared him down? Slip him a note that says "this will be you" alongside a picture of you eating said banana? Next time, eat a hot dog and see what happens.
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Probably jealous of the size...
File a complaint against him for being "unreasonably stupid".