By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington
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Probably jealous of the size...
This works...cause you're the black guy right? Lol
Well this works, because you're the black guy right? Lol
Or he was a banana in a past life.
Probably not getting enough action...
File a complaint against him for being threateningly stupid.
Well that's kinda ridiculous OP!!
Really? Are you sure? Silly me, I thought that it was completely normal.
yeah, that's kind of the point of this website
Sounds like he wanted to be the banana.
Same, I'd love to have my d*** bit off into pieces and then digested.
yes he obviously wanted his dick bit off
I think he was afraid of /being/ the banana. "Threateningly sexual"? Did you hold eye contact whilst you ate the banana, OP? Chew vigorously as you stared him down? Slip him a note that says "this will be you" alongside a picture of you eating said banana? Next time, eat a hot dog and see what happens.
You never know man. People are into some weird and kinky things.
NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT WHILE EATING A BANANA!!! ;P
File a complaint against him for being "unreasonably stupid".
Haha wow for some reason that made me laugh so hard
Not sure if that is a viable solution, which makes me sad.
That's what he is saying...
Yea. What did she expect after licking up and down the banana continously. Have some decency OP
OP is a male... ...the mental picture of this is really cracking me up!
My mate does that a lot. Man it's really funny to watch XD
and you better not forget the whipped cream
probably cause you didn't eat the banana without licking all over it like you are giving a bj. its obviously the only possible way to eat a banana in front of a male.
that is pretty much how you should eat it yeah XD
#7 - Yeah, even if you are a male as well like in OP's case haha
That's crazy
Next time, show up to work with the banana wrapped in a condom and say that it's only a wrapper. That should give the idot something to talk about.
And lubricated
#109 - Bananas DO have latex in them so I guess you could consider wrapping a banana in some extra latex if you wish to keep it fresh!
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Probably jealous of the size...
File a complaint against him for being "unreasonably stupid".