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I think he was afraid of /being/ the banana. "Threateningly sexual"? Did you hold eye contact whilst you ate the banana, OP? Chew vigorously as you stared him down? Slip him a note that says "this will be you" alongside a picture of you eating said banana? Next time, eat a hot dog and see what happens.

  KVKdragon  |  26

I really and truly wish the law will allow lawsuits like that in the future. Might start a decline on public stupidity that is used to negatively affect other people

By  LisaDay  |  14

probably cause you didn't eat the banana without licking all over it like you are giving a bj. its obviously the only possible way to eat a banana in front of a male.