By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML
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TheTedster 15

File a complaint against him for being "unreasonably stupid".

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Well can you blame him!? Some of the bananas I see in the supermarket nowadays are definitely not of 'average' size.

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Rozay333 36

This works...cause you're the black guy right? Lol

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incoherentrmblr 21

I wonder how Red Foreman would react to this?...

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Rozay333 36

Well this works, because you're the black guy right? Lol

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hugozac88 22

Don't tempt the man will you

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Djmaxn 13

Maybe it was OP's best friend playing a prank on him. ....Probably not though.

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xx000o 27

File a complaint against him for being threateningly stupid.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Really? Are you sure? Silly me, I thought that it was completely normal.

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Bloink 25

yeah, that's kind of the point of this website

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silvercamaro 22

Same, I'd love to have my d*** bit off into pieces and then digested.

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extrasnipes 22

yes he obviously wanted his dick bit off

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

I think he was afraid of /being/ the banana. "Threateningly sexual"? Did you hold eye contact whilst you ate the banana, OP? Chew vigorously as you stared him down? Slip him a note that says "this will be you" alongside a picture of you eating said banana? Next time, eat a hot dog and see what happens.

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ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

You never know man. People are into some weird and kinky things.

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pinkster2014 25

NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT WHILE EATING A BANANA!!! ;P

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Embyr 8

And then flushed down a toilet.

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nurchok 15

Maybe it was a she... ;)

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TheTedster 15

File a complaint against him for being "unreasonably stupid".

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w_pony_4ever 15

Haha wow for some reason that made me laugh so hard

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eyepuppy 31

Not sure if that is a viable solution, which makes me sad.

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KVKdragon 26

I really and truly wish the law will allow lawsuits like that in the future. Might start a decline on public stupidity that is used to negatively affect other people

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MortenM 17

Yea. What did she expect after licking up and down the banana continously. Have some decency OP

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larrena2377 26

Next time try to make it look sexual..they'll really freak out then.

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ddlovatolover 23

OP is a male... ...the mental picture of this is really cracking me up!

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warsun 27

My mate does that a lot. Man it's really funny to watch XD

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thesandman92 8

and you better not forget the whipped cream

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LisaDay 14

probably cause you didn't eat the banana without licking all over it like you are giving a bj. its obviously the only possible way to eat a banana in front of a male.

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anrou8 9

that is pretty much how you should eat it yeah XD

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KillSwitch96 18

#7 - Yeah, even if you are a male as well like in OP's case haha

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staychill 16

Im sure everyone knows the complain was b.s. And it wont hurt you

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Yeshua_fml 19

Next time, show up to work with the banana wrapped in a condom and say that it's only a wrapper. That should give the idot something to talk about.

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jazzy_123 20

it helps keep the banana fresh

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KillSwitch96 18

#109 - Bananas DO have latex in them so I guess you could consider wrapping a banana in some extra latex if you wish to keep it fresh!

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