FML : Today, while at work, I mustered up the courage to talk to a cute girl. I asked her name, to which I replied with mine and that it was nice to meet her....

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Today, while at work, I mustered up the courage to talk to a cute girl. I asked her name, to which I replied with mine and that it was nice to meet her. She followed up with a dirty look and the fact she hates anyone with my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Hey guys, OP here. Just wanted to clarify a couple of things: My name is "Mike," hence the name I used. I didn't call her any names or say anything witty back. I was honestly too dumbfounded by her saying that to me to think of anything, so I just walked away. Your comments are fucking hilarious though. They made me feel much better about the situation. Also I don't wear a name tag so when I introduced myself I couldn't really take it back. I like my name though, so she can shove it. (:

By I'mMike / Saturday 1 August 2015 20:19 / United States - Sebastian

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By jakers8424 | 18

#6369032 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:19

Is your name Hitler?

By imnotslick | 18

#6369045 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:23

you could've covered it and said it was your middle name you've always gone by, then you can come up with a really sick new name for yourself. like Sergio. I think shrek is the real winner though.

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By cat4651 | 15

#6369031 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:18

Jeeze..what's your name??

seninaa | 27

#6369048 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:25

His name is probably Mike

cat4651 | 15

#6369053 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:27

Ah, looking closely would help.

Creed_Aprooved | 12

#6369120 - Sunday 2 August 2015 18:07

Shwurtits

JMichael | 25

#6369122 - Sunday 2 August 2015 18:08

Mike didn't wash his hands.

kangx1 | 28

#6369673 - Monday 3 August 2015 4:44

Someone's not a fan of Magic Mike

By jakers8424 | 18

#6369032 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:19

Is your name Hitler?

hahatofunny | 20

#6369040 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:21

I believe it's mike

Ichiya | 29

#6369060 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:32

Could be Kaitlin ( pronounced cat lin) because I know I hate parents who name their sons that.

danimal_crackerz | 26

#6369193 - Sunday 2 August 2015 19:32

Or Mao

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6369370 - Sunday 2 August 2015 22:33

Call me Caitlyn

By jezka374 | 15

#6369033 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:19

I'd reply with well "I hate stereotypical bitches like you"

quickit | 24

#6369173 - Sunday 2 August 2015 19:19

I guess she's not a fan of the movie, "Like Mike"

MrSassypants | 31

#6369362 - Sunday 2 August 2015 22:22

Or maybe she prefers the Ike in Mike & Ike.

Morning_fml | 22

#6369383 - Sunday 2 August 2015 23:03

Yeah word, if your looks are a 9 but your personality is a 3, you're a 3.

arano | 29

#6369949 - Monday 3 August 2015 14:11

63, that would make perfect sense if she had actually known anything about my personality.

llamingo | 8

#6370223 - Monday 3 August 2015 20:29

He is talking about the girl I think. She might be cute but has a bad personality

By TheKingOfHearts | 19

#6369037 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:21

lol so sorry your name is Dick and Richard FYL

nataliewby | 25

#6369128 - Sunday 2 August 2015 18:12

What? OP's username clearly states his name is Mike. How you got Dick/Richard is beyond me

By appletreee | 29

#6369039 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:21

Looks like she's not worth your time, OP.

By imnotslick | 18

#6369045 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:23

you could've covered it and said it was your middle name you've always gone by, then you can come up with a really sick new name for yourself. like Sergio. I think shrek is the real winner though.

Bibblejomin | 18

#6369257 - Sunday 2 August 2015 20:05

Shrek is Love.

Solano2580 | 24

#6369344 - Sunday 2 August 2015 21:52

Oh yes, because he can do that now after the conversation had already ended. -_-

MrSassypants | 31

#6369361 - Sunday 2 August 2015 22:21

#53 that's why #7 said "could've" meaning OP can no longer do it but would have been a good solution.

Sydni_1022 | 8

#6369372 - Sunday 2 August 2015 22:33

I feel bad for people that think like you.

I_Bite | 22

#6369582 - Monday 3 August 2015 2:40

So start a friendship or potential relationship on a lie, with someone who won't give you a chance because of a name?
I do love Shrek though.

imnotslick | 18

#6370816 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 9:49

and i feel bad that you're an asshole :)

By llama_monicz | 21

#6369047 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:24

Basic bitch

By beeferjay | 34

#6369050 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:26

not all the cute ones have great intellectual capacity...

ThatHorse | 15

#6369155 - Sunday 2 August 2015 18:51

Why are you limiting it to the cute ones? Do you think other humans with different appearances have different levels of intelligence?
Sorry but just humans in general can either be smart, stupid, or somewhere inbetween.

Indianboy9321 | 25

#6369281 - Sunday 2 August 2015 20:24

Looks like you're just stupid, not smart or in between. Not every comment on here is trying to incite hatred or ignite flame wars.

By hkhan24 | 23

#6369052 - Sunday 2 August 2015 16:27

Sounds like an amazing person. I would not bother interacting with her again. I However if you are still interested in befriending her you can tell her that maybe you can change her perception of the name.