Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
splice520
| 4
future pimp
By
enonymous
| 8
So did the teacher get a discount?
COMMENTS
By
splice520
| 4
future pimp
Reply
TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
his learning the ways of the world whilst his young. I wish someone taught me, I was my pimps bottom bitch for 5 years before I had the courage to leave. I now work for myself and have never been happier.
Reply
sammy92
| 0
haha everytime I read your posts I automaticly read them with Peters voice and it just makes them 10 x more funny!
Reply
FMLoverAgain
| 7
Not a pimp. He will be a gigolo!
Reply
ydi_4_suking
| 20
damn. pretty soon hes gonna start charging to let them suck on it. what have you been teaching the kid?
Reply
sarapsosis
| 1
LMAOO this kid is hilarious, very entrepreneurial I see a bright future for this kid LOL
Reply
klonopin_ftw
| 0
deuce bigalo? I love that song..
Reply
RealityChecker
| 0
Yo kid da pimp. I see it in his future.
Reply
broccoli2
| 0
send him to church, he might bankrupt the priest
Reply
fooch
| 0
$10 says he gets someone pregnant at 10.
Reply
jonan1212
| 5
BE WORRIED... the might run out of quartes
Reply
Gondile
| 4
Atta boy!
Reply
ryanliechty
| 0
lmao tjinking exact same thing
Reply
chell1894
| 13
OHMYGOD... pimp
Reply
MissBunny25
| 0
OP's kid is a genius
Reply
GaryMuzz
| 4
best win all day
Reply
Skylarboyle
| 0
you deseve it for not being a good mommy and making him charge a dollar I mean dam what are we teaching our youth these days!!!
Reply
bowchickawowbone
| 0
The girls might have only payed him because they thought it was a piece of string?
Reply
JCHammer
| 5
Well ge acts the part, now you have to start buying him the clothes
Reply
skyeyez9
| 24
He'd be a millionaire within 3 months!
Reply
mtacker
| 3
gator wants his gat punk ass bitch! XD
Reply
Hmmm_ok
| 0
technically he's a ho... lol.. nice try lil man
Reply
jokerzwild
| 0
gator dont play that shit teacher pays a dollar
Reply
marcranger
| 28
future whore, actually. one of those girls will eventually wise up and pimp-slap him if he doesn't give her a cut.
Reply
kingdomhearts3
| 0
You're an idiot...are you really calling out an 8 y/o kid because he has a small penis?? That kid's doin more with what he's been given than you ever will. Pimpin from the womb!! This kid's dooope
Reply
1eyedmonster
| 0
# 68. Epic Win!!
Reply
j_cat187
| 19
ur son is tight
Reply
tjisnumbaone
| 5
true...Hahahaha love this one
Reply
you_freak
| 7
He's keeping his pimp hand strong!!
Reply
TheJester12
| 15
this kid should be the future president of the united states ... entrepreneurship at it's finest! and if he's not into politics at Least the next Ron Jeremy . either way , this kid is GOING PLACES
Reply
bubble25_fml
| 5
that kid is going places... mainly street corners...
hey, male prostitution is a constant growing market... the kid could make serious cash out of it, and he obviously has the basics down.
hey, male prostitution is a constant growing market... the kid could make serious cash out of it, and he obviously has the basics down.
Reply
tminihan
| 0
bahahhahahahagahha
Reply
Ryanfmlfiend
| 0
15 hotter than fucking helllll holy shit!!!!!!!!!!
Reply
HowardTheDuck
| 0
OMFG XD
Reply
KruseBaby27
| 0
wtf are you, a bumblebee?
Reply
JacksonCampbell
| 9
Future Gator!
Reply
DesB
| 7
an who are you to be telling anybody they are a bad parent?!?!?!?! you aint nobody so why don't you just shut your hole!!!!!!
Reply
unhappybitch
| 8
you are sexy and your cat is cute
Reply
sarahgrace4
| 0
damn He's already pimpin those girl watch out
Reply
Alpha35
| 4
HAHAHAHAH LMAFO HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH PERV IN ACTION HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ALSO A FREAK HHAHHAHAHAHAH
Reply
Kachi_fml
| 0
exactly what I was thinking xD
Reply
impatientsnake
| 4
that kid will be an antruprenear damn
Reply
cheba_fml
| 3
yeaup
Reply
zourwolfe
| 0
entrepreneur* please at least use spell check
Reply
stubblez
| 0
I don't think you understand. This is a win-win, size issues or not.
Apparently he has been versed in the "f*** hoes, get money" way of life.
Apparently he has been versed in the "f*** hoes, get money" way of life.
Reply
iWinRar
| 0
A pimp would charge people to touch someone else. He is either a future porn star or stripper.
Reply
Daviddwd
| 0
Lucky fuck
Reply
AMCJEEP
| 10
Are you stupid?
By
violetrider123
| 3
haha love that kid
Reply
cross3
| 3
haha agreed
Reply
liquidfireKAN
| 0
samee I completely agree!!
Reply
quin01
| 0
Wat a gigalo
Reply
Madmattmania
| 0
I wish my son were to be like him
Reply
Madmattmania
| 0
I wish my son were to be like him
Reply
SmallyBigs
| 9
So THAT'S where my daughter's quarters keep going..
Reply
22cute
| 17
Ha ha your son is a prostitute
By
tahvoh
| 3
omg! Genius!
Reply
CatEyes66
| 0
Wow, this FML is so wrong but sooooo so so funny. ^^ Yup, this kid is smart.
Reply
jess2gd4u
| 0
he's not smart, he's sexually exploiting women already!! hope u get ur kid help before he ends up in jail
Reply
austo97
| 0
ehem. Maybe you should read the post before you say things like that. He isnt doing anything to the girls. they are paying him to touch his pickle. full of win.
Reply
Jizwold
| 0
ya seriously its not the guys fault like every time I do anything with a girl thats a *couple years younger than me people are like "why would u exploit her like that?!?" well she a ho
*couple can mean up to 7 years**
**I'm almost sixteen
*couple can mean up to 7 years**
**I'm almost sixteen
Reply
hunterfreed31
| 0
you've done crap with 8 year olds?! you sick bastard!
Reply
angel2293
| 0
datz my son!!!! haha jk im only 15
Reply
lola_94
| 0
no 7yrs and up. but that's still very wrong
Reply
rldostie
| 19
Not genius. The kid was probably sexually abused by someone and he's acting out what he learned from the abuse. Almost always the case when it's this young. It's actually very sad. The op should have the police look in to the matter for the child's safety.
Reply
truthinlies
| 1
113 think before you speak such harsh threats
Reply
Temi25
| 6
I think he means he has did stuff with 9 year olds
Reply
jess2gd4u
| 0
200 there are threats. this i a reality check! are so naive to think that what this boy is doing isn't serious. clear the fog and stop pretending this doesn't exist.
if this mum doesn't get her boy help, he will end up in jail for some monstrous atrocity! he's only 8 and he already has a perverted view on sexuality!
if can't see that you are but a dimwit!
if this mum doesn't get her boy help, he will end up in jail for some monstrous atrocity! he's only 8 and he already has a perverted view on sexuality!
if can't see that you are but a dimwit!
Reply
jess2gd4u
| 0
* they aren't threats**
Reply
SBSforthewin
| 5
^ possible false accusations
Reply
kingjames2306
| 0
so your 15 and you would mess with a 8 yr old thats falls into your (few 7yrs age difference?
Reply
UnearthlyEnemy
| 9
Sex sells, someone'a gotta pay the bills!
So come and get your kicks.
So come and get your kicks.
Reply
beasting
| 0
haha thats a smart kid
Reply
Jrbn
| 0
Idiot doesn't even know how to spell or what s/he's talking about and yet she seems to call others a "dimwit". S/he also needs to learn how to start a damn sentence, not being a grammar Nazi but when people start a sentence with "are so naive" you have to point out the elementary school drop out.
By
enonymous
| 8
So did the teacher get a discount?
Reply
forgottenleah
| 0
Haha!
Reply
MEF62
| 5
haha that's one smart kid!!
Reply
WOGBRO
| 6
hahahaha but seriously u get money and an ecrection for free it's a deal
By
qtkisable
| 0
The teacher probably got upset cause he raised the price on her
Reply
julia78122
| 0
hHahagahha
Reply
sarapsosis
| 1
hahahahaha
Reply
AshlyNicole
| 0
hehehehehehe
Reply
truthinlies
| 1
win
By
JocelynKaulitz
| 28
he's practicing his future career
Reply
jordanp17
| 3
future male stripper at bachelorette parties?
By
Flutist
| 3
I have to say that is the coolest little kid in the world. Getting girls to pay to touch his wee-wee... sounds like he learned what girls did all along, its special as long as people want to pay to get in/on.
Reply
TheNewGuy03
| 28
i think that this is funny coming from someone whose screen name is "flutist." hehehe. ;)
|the kid|
|the kid|
Reply
colin5
| 0
he he he
By
collinp89
| 1
fyl?! you should be on www.truelad.com telling this story as a good one so people can see that there is one decent american! your son is a legend, you have clearly trained him well.
By
mega00ant
| 0
EPIC WIN!
By
hatepineapple
| 14
The question is how much did the kid make? Over 3 bucks? Give him detention. 15+ bucks? Give him a shot of vodka the kid be a man now!
Reply
Juggalette_623
| 9
fucking win!! LOL.
Reply
xdust
| 4
good thinking