By aziraphaleelle - 18/03/2014 08:10 - United States - San Jose

Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML
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nyancait 18
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I have the funniest mental image right now.

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Drag0nb0rn 22

They don't believe you because everyone knows that girls don't poop

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enddmd 27
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Well that's a shi—*SLAP* STOP WITH THE GODDAMN "SHITTY" PUNS.

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thatnucca 36
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Well, that's another way to go green and conserve energy...

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MsConfusedd 27
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Just use your phone flashlight. Or bring someone in there with you to show them that the lights turn out if you stand still for too long.

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hannahhlizz 18
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"Excuse me, I have to poop. Will you please come with me and stand there while I do so so I don't have to shit in the dark?" Yeah. Great idea.

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xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

Pee in the dark. When you get back up the lights will turn back on?

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Faddyy6 17
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you should complain to avoid waving hands next time..

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jazzy_123 20

you should read the last sentence again...

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nyancait 18
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I have the funniest mental image right now.

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wanted_2_want 40
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Are you sure is no the dirtiest mental image you got instead?

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SgtAssCheeks 21
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A lady sitting on the toilet flapping her arms around like spaghetti to keep the lights on? No, that's pretty hilarious.

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nyancait 18
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What the ever loving fuck are you talking about?

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IndicaPaincakes 28
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Then what were YOU talking about, #51?

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nyancait 18
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#53, I was replying to #18, haha. The other comment wasn't there for some reason.

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Drag0nb0rn 22

They don't believe you because everyone knows that girls don't poop

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Camri_123 11
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Did it say she was pooping?

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larrena2377 26

We sit to pee too..

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jazzy_123 20

ahh you guys just killed a good comment -,-

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LaLince 40
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You don't need the light during pooping/peeing if you're sitting down. The movements of staying up from the seat when you've finished will automatically turn the light back on.

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notesz 21
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I agree, unless somebody is absolutely terrified in the dark.

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RedPillSucks 31

True, but some people need to see when they wipe.

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LaLince 40
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#31: during the wiping process the light turns on because you activate the sensors.

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realjojo 11
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Unless you are a ninja.

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Wizardo 33

Wave your hands in the air, like you just don't care... and now let the deuce drop.

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yeti37 16
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It's like Pictionary on the potty

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0h_Boy 26
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I think, rather hope, you mean charades

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IndicaPaincakes 28
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Movies have taught us all about how scary dark bathrooms are.

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alyant 12
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The dark can be creepy in the bathroom

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ahraea 9
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I think the dark is creepy anywhere.

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