By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 14:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my elderly client's home for my first day of work. I was immediately hit in the eye with something small, and had to get medical attention for a scratched cornea. It turns out my client likes to clip his toenails right by his front door. FML
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xivoricbutterfly 25

Personal hygiene for the win.

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tiernang 21
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Sounds like you got off on the wrong foot, OP. Hope he said sorry toe you!

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746278Ab 14

Ouch! That sounds like it would hurt a lot!

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Personal hygiene for the win.

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ariiewilliams 17

At least his toenails are probably nice.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Not necessarily, but hopefully they were just cleaned before clipping. Otherwise OP could be looking at a nasty infection.

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happysmile987 24

Well, OP wouldn't be looking at an infection since he wouldn't be able to see )clearly) if he had got one.

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Jared900DUmpling 30
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My question is, how does this guy have such perfect accuracy with clipping a toenail? Also, might want to tell him to move his spot so no none is injured next time.

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buttcramp 21

practice makes perfect?

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toaster123 11
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I think it was just op's bad luck. The client didn't mean any harm.

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Jared900DUmpling 30
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True, but asking him to move and explaining the accident couldn't hurt.

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tiernang 21
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Sounds like you got off on the wrong foot, OP. Hope he said sorry toe you!

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AnOriginalName 19

What a cornea pun.

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extrasnipes 22
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Eye don't see the humour in your pun^

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Vamphyre73 12
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You are obviously looking throigh the wrong lens then!

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ArmlessSkydiver 7

That's why I recommend wearing protective eye gear at all times, including walking. The world is a dangerous place

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_kyleG_ 34
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Bubble wrap everything! Nothing is safe!

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inner_peace 19

We all just need protective bubbles

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swplphlsgois13 9
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Was his name Josh.

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thebash14 7
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I don't always go to work, but when I do I make sure to get hit in the face.

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Freethaawave 19
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Lol off-topic, but is that you, Justin Bieber?

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stuntedat5000 4
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I hate those bloody "I don't always" things

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slooby_fml 25
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I always wondered how those things could fly like that

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varutha 16
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The elderly score again!

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