By sh3lbst3r - 14/03/2014 22:59 - Australia - Epping

Today, I had to explain to my neighbours that I wasn't "watching porn" earlier, and that I was honestly just watching an episode of Game of Thrones. FML
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The only reason they could hear it was because my apartment has pretty thin walls and I was doing dishes, watching it on my laptop beside me. The volume was cranked so I could hear it and of course that suuuuper long scene with Little Finger and the two girls came on -_- They were good about the whole thing and laughed it off and I promised to turn it down.

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I don't mean to be rude but surely it is none of your neighbours business anyway?

If I were the neighbor I might care if say, the porn was loud enough that my young child could hear it through the walls. That would be entirely unnecessary and definitely an acceptable reason to have a chat with someone next door. In other words, no it isn't their business what you watch, unless you make it their business by playing it much louder than necessary.

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I don't mean to be rude but surely it is none of your neighbours business anyway?

No doubt who cares if someone wants to watch porn anyways

If I were the neighbor I might care if say, the porn was loud enough that my young child could hear it through the walls. That would be entirely unnecessary and definitely an acceptable reason to have a chat with someone next door. In other words, no it isn't their business what you watch, unless you make it their business by playing it much louder than necessary.

I kind of got the impression that the neighbours do care otherwise why would OP feel he needed to explain himself?

I'm guessing it's an audio reason they thought you were watching Porn, try headphones. Or tell your neighbor it's none of their business what you watch.

What were you doing, while watch game of thrones, made you sound like you were watching porn?

45: What's with, the excessive, commas?

it's actually the correct amount

WOW! This was MY fml and he stole it! Fucking pissed! Honestly it's word for word!

The only reason they could hear it was because my apartment has pretty thin walls and I was doing dishes, watching it on my laptop beside me. The volume was cranked so I could hear it and of course that suuuuper long scene with Little Finger and the two girls came on -_- They were good about the whole thing and laughed it off and I promised to turn it down.

Exactly! People keep saying they probs heard it through the couch but in game of thrones it's usually the visual that would be more graphic than the audio. I honestly don't think that the audio would sound pornographic unless the neighbours have never seen or hear real porn. But yeah so I'm just thinking the neighbours have seen game of thrones and assumed but how would they see it without being super creepy. I'm overanalysing this I know but I think the neighbours and the inappropriate ones.

Let the FML staff know.

Yaaay! Thanks Didi! :D

I mean, it says you're the author? edit: ahh I see that is new

It is if they can hear it.

#66 Atleast it needed well. I have these really old grumpy neighbors who have called the cops on us multiple times during partys. And then we also have really nice old neighbors.

Same happend to me with my mom :/ so i know that feeling bro ^^

Run on sentence much!?

If it's loud enough for them to hear it, it is their business.

I just imagining a guy standing in the doorway with soap suds on his hands being accused of watching porn xD

I just watched that scene today, no wonder they thought it was porn. Seriously though, I can't imagine approaching a neighbor about their use of porn.

its none of their business. tell then to quit worrying about what your watching. good show btw.

wait i don't understand, did they just randomly pop into your room....? how would they know anyway

I'm guessing loud volume and thin walls.

You should have just told them that it was hardcore gay porn.

It has a sorry line so it can't be porn, can it?

I don't care how sorry a line it has, porn is porn. Where's the Sarcmark on IPhone? Get on it Apple!

I believe 6 meant story line..which some porn does have.

21. You do realize what a Sarcmark is, right? Or at least looked it up so you wouldn't say something fallible? It denotes sarcasm, hence my comment was sarcastic, purposefully poking fun at their misplaced word. Unless you're trying to be ironic, I'm sorry that joke was too complex for you. Good effort though, you can pick your consolation prize at the door.

Maybe a little harsh. I believe in the integrity of my joke though, even if no one is getting it.

Fine, I tried being nice. No more mr nice fish

Someone has a sensitive ego.

No difference

same difference

Different difference

Which is basically porn plus dragons? And who cares if you're watching porn? I'm about to watch porn when I'm done here!

Next time you're watching porn turn it up super loud, then you can say you were just watching game of thrones again;D

Game of gay midget thrones?

I'll take game of thrones over porn any day man. And who cares what your neighbors think