By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 02:25 - United States
All the FMLs
By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot
By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 23:05 - United States
Please love me
By shite - 10/01/2014 21:46 - United Kingdom
By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar
By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 16:12 - United States - Shelbyville
By RaccoonFever - 10/01/2014 11:15 - United States - La Jolla
By polluxdc - 10/01/2014 08:20 - United States - Portland
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By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 02:45 - Sri Lanka
By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 19:02 - United States - Converse
By BornToBeABurden - 09/01/2014 16:01 - United Kingdom - London
By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas
By Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose
By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg
By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont
It's a doggy dog world
By Zach Got Robbed - 08/01/2014 23:02 - United States - Clifton
By stalked - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Boca Raton
By bird - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Fort Gratiot
By trifioso - 08/01/2014 13:56 - United States
trifioso tells us more.
I am the OP, and I thank those of you who offered support to me, and my children. For the record: my husband and I divorced a month ago. I asked him REPEATEDLY what the status of his relationship was with his roommate, and he looked me right in the eye every time and denied they were involved. Two weeks after the divorce was granted in court, he told the kids the truth. FML only accepts stories that start with "today...." so yes, I fudged that bit a little. They have been together for two years. We were still in marriage counseling when they started up. And no, I didn't know. Seriously. I didn't, When someone you have known and loved for 20 years tell you something, you tend to believe it. Until you find out your whole life was a lie, that is.
Bear with me
By bear food - 08/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Anaheim
By Jae_Hellyun - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore
By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem
By tpj24 - 08/01/2014 00:00 - United States - Ankeny
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Rest assured that I set the student straight.
By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States
By fat - 07/01/2014 12:41 - United States - Lancaster
By peepeepainter - 07/01/2014 02:25 - United States - Jasper
By Z3R0G5 - 06/01/2014 23:00 - United States - Indianapolis
It was an accident!
By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia
By Mels - 06/01/2014 20:57 - United States - Boston
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OP here. Yeah, I was joking, they aren't always the most sophisticated of jokes, but it gives one a sense of where the kid may or may not be coming from. The kid, unfortunately, was not joking, and I had to explain a few things to her. Thanx for the comments. For those of you who said stop joking around and do your job...it'd be a mighty dreary place if there was no humor (lame as it may or may not be). It IS a portion of our job. This post was mostly meant as a, "f" all our lives if this is what the future holds.