Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML
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gracehi
| 31
Your neighbors must be barking mad.
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
They're barking up the wrong tree.
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gracehi
| 31
Your neighbors must be barking mad.
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PurpleKicks
| 20
I can't get my head around how your cough sounded like an animal being abused???
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Noelletakumi
| 36
Perhaps it sounds like a dog in immense pain?
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Zarokona
| 9
I cant figure out how they know what "torturing an animal" sounds like.
By the way...I think you might have croup - hoarse barking cough
By the way...I think you might have croup - hoarse barking cough
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katydid91
| 31
#2- There's a virus called Croup, which makes a person's cough sound similar to a seal's bark.
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cristy91
| 33
it depends on your cough. After coughing a while some people get higher pitched and raspy. If you didn't see where the noise came from, an abused animal could be the noise source
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unluckycharms69
| 6
What did the police do?
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
'Alright move along, nothing to do here'
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gobiteme2
| 34
Please everyone stand behind the tape
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Vidrill
| 22
Well, at least you know your neighbors are sensitive towards animal abuse! That's good people to have around! Even with such bad identifying abitities...
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
They're barking up the wrong tree.
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tranced_
| 44
They must be like "who let the dogs out who who ×3"
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WattledParsley
| 11
No. Just no.
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
For some reason, the 'x3' made me laugh. Like, you were too lazy to write it 3 times, so fuck it, let's let other people do the work.
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FMLusername969
| 21
Haha! C'mon...thats funny! I laughed out loud!
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tehstarchild
| 16
I hate being sick get better
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NomeDMF
| 17
You should probably get that checked out of it sounds that bad. Hope you feel better.
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NomeDMF
| 17
If*
excuse me.
excuse me.
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countryb_cth
| 38
The police must have been really confused. They came looking for someone abusing an animal and all they found was you sicker than a dog.
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devildog562
| 33
Sounds miserable. Your neighbors kind of suck they didn't come see if you were okay before calling the cops.
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UH60
| 26
OP's neighbors didn't know that he was sick?