By Animal cruelty - 19/02/2015 13:46 - Australia

Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML
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gracehi 31
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Your neighbors must be barking mad.

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iLike2Teabag 27

They're barking up the wrong tree.

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gracehi 31
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Your neighbors must be barking mad.

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PurpleKicks 22
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I can't get my head around how your cough sounded like an animal being abused???

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Noelletakumi 36
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Perhaps it sounds like a dog in immense pain?

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Zarokona 9
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I cant figure out how they know what "torturing an animal" sounds like. By the way...I think you might have croup - hoarse barking cough

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katydid91 31

#2- There's a virus called Croup, which makes a person's cough sound similar to a seal's bark.

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cristy91 33
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it depends on your cough. After coughing a while some people get higher pitched and raspy. If you didn't see where the noise came from, an abused animal could be the noise source

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unluckycharms69 6
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What did the police do?

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1dvs_bstd 41

'Alright move along, nothing to do here'

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gobiteme2 34

Please everyone stand behind the tape

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Vidrill 22
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Well, at least you know your neighbors are sensitive towards animal abuse! That's good people to have around! Even with such bad identifying abitities...

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iLike2Teabag 27

They're barking up the wrong tree.

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tranced_ 44
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They must be like "who let the dogs out who who ×3"

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WattledParsley 11
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No. Just no.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

For some reason, the 'x3' made me laugh. Like, you were too lazy to write it 3 times, so fuck it, let's let other people do the work.

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FMLusername969 21

Haha! C'mon...thats funny! I laughed out loud!

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tehstarchild 16

I hate being sick get better

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NomeDMF 17

You should probably get that checked out of it sounds that bad. Hope you feel better.

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NomeDMF 17

If* excuse me.

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countryb_cth 38

The police must have been really confused. They came looking for someone abusing an animal and all they found was you sicker than a dog.

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devildog562 33
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Sounds miserable. Your neighbors kind of suck they didn't come see if you were okay before calling the cops.

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UH60 26
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OP's neighbors didn't know that he was sick?

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