By Animal cruelty - 19/02/2015 13:46 - Australia

Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML
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Your neighbors must be barking mad.

iLike2Teabag 27

They're barking up the wrong tree.

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Your neighbors must be barking mad.

I can't get my head around how your cough sounded like an animal being abused???

Perhaps it sounds like a dog in immense pain?

I cant figure out how they know what "torturing an animal" sounds like. By the way...I think you might have croup - hoarse barking cough

katydid91 31

#2- There's a virus called Croup, which makes a person's cough sound similar to a seal's bark.

it depends on your cough. After coughing a while some people get higher pitched and raspy. If you didn't see where the noise came from, an abused animal could be the noise source

What did the police do?

1dvs_bstd 41

'Alright move along, nothing to do here'

gobiteme2 34

Please everyone stand behind the tape

Well, at least you know your neighbors are sensitive towards animal abuse! That's good people to have around! Even with such bad identifying abitities...

iLike2Teabag 27

They're barking up the wrong tree.

They must be like "who let the dogs out who who ×3"

No. Just no.

SystemofaBlink41 27

For some reason, the 'x3' made me laugh. Like, you were too lazy to write it 3 times, so fuck it, let's let other people do the work.

FMLusername969 21

Haha! C'mon...thats funny! I laughed out loud!

tehstarchild 16

I hate being sick get better

NomeDMF 17

You should probably get that checked out of it sounds that bad. Hope you feel better.

NomeDMF 17

If* excuse me.

countryb_cth 38

The police must have been really confused. They came looking for someone abusing an animal and all they found was you sicker than a dog.

Sounds miserable. Your neighbors kind of suck they didn't come see if you were okay before calling the cops.

OP's neighbors didn't know that he was sick?