Love, Weird, Awkward and Mistakes: Classic mistake - FML

Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By Renée - 25/08/2018 03:30

Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house till after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2013 20:36 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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FueledByFate 24

Sunday 31 October 2021 8:02

You definitely deserved that one.

kfchicken 31

Monday 1 November 2021 6:47

crazy recognize crazy ✊🏽

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FueledByFate 24

Sunday 31 October 2021 8:02

You definitely deserved that one.

It_gets_better 19

Sunday 31 October 2021 8:09

I dunno about all the YDIs, OP, I think a lot of us would have done the same thing... depending on the background of our relationships.

kfchicken 31

Monday 1 November 2021 6:47

crazy recognize crazy ✊🏽

Suspiriana 2

Monday 1 November 2021 20:27

And whether we’d ever seen even one Hollywood romantic comedy?

Suspiriana 2

Monday 1 November 2021 20:28

And whether we’d ever seen even one Hollywood romantic comedy?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 31 October 2021 14:34

You were right -- there is no laughing at legit meetings. Meetings are grim and boring. Otherwise, they'd be parties!

Sertorius 9

Monday 1 November 2021 2:40

Both sexist and hottist. Shame!

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Monday 1 November 2021 3:24

Send her some flowers or a small gift with an apology card.

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