By offbeans - United States
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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  jondivey  |  9

i think this is fake cause i have never jeard a five year old say fuck at all, but that is like an intelligent reply and even if the five year old knew what fuck meant i doubt he could conjure an insult like that.

  BryanThaMan  |  14

how about some shut-the-fuck-up? ahahahaahahahaah.
Okay, now on a serious note: I do not believe discipline is needed here because the majority of FML comments for this post including myself finds this to be extremely comical and witty. Definitely a re-post here lmao.

By  Amkii  |  0

lol! That kid is awesome. And hilariously disrespectful. Hope he got his ass whooped after that.

BUT, it makes you wonder where he's hearing that kind of language! Either the parents, an older sibling, or on TV. Either way, those sources should be monitored when he's around!

By  NorfolkDude  |  2

That kid got you good though. Next time you ought to tell him that his parents don't love him and they're getting a divorce because they can't stand the sight of him. That'll show him.