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Close quarters
By aunty_social - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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Show it anywayHa ha... starcraft reference. nice :D
Hahahaha good one. Anyways this is my favourite fml ever =]
How is OP's life ******? ----- Your nephew is a mutha fuckun gangsta-boy.. Be proud, OP.. Be proud..
discipline? this kids awesome hahaha
i ******* hate gangstah bois... esspecially white guys seriously if your white your not allowed to do some shit..
1 word.. OWNED!
i think this is fake cause i have never jeard a five year old say **** at all, but that is like an intelligent reply and even if the five year old knew what **** meant i doubt he could conjure an insult like that.
Lol yeah he needs some hardcore discipline:D
LOL. Best FML EVER. This kid just got 50 win points. Favorited!!!
Take him to a Puerto Rican family they make you pick out your own belt when you're in trouble now thats discipline
I love this one! I laughed so hard!
Me three, I even imagined him saying it.
I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.
ur cool
lol! That kid is awesome. And hilariously disrespectful. Hope he got his ass whooped after that. BUT, it makes you wonder where he's hearing that kind of language! Either the parents, an older sibling, or on TV. Either way, those sources should be monitored when he's around!
Your nephew and his parents should probably get rehabilitated by Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer, like Eric's mother on South Park. "TCH!"
Omg that episode is so funny
That kid got you good though. Next time you ought to tell him that his parents don't love him and they're getting a divorce because they can't stand the sight of him. That'll show him.
that is something an emature ass hole would do children will be children and when they misbehave it's the parents fault not the kids. :/
OH good ******* god HAHAHAHAHHA
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I love this one! I laughed so hard!
I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.