By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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I love this one! I laughed so hard!

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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Ha ha... starcraft reference. nice :D

Hahahaha good one. Anyways this is my favourite fml ever =]

How is OP's life fucked? ----- Your nephew is a mutha fuckun gangsta-boy.. Be proud, OP.. Be proud..

lol... that's hilarious

in Russia we beat our children not like all these fatass American kids

I was reading this as I was waking up, I laughed so hard I'm fully awake. sweet

discipline? this kids awesome hahaha

I agree... I think it's helarious :P

i fucking hate gangstah bois... esspecially white guys seriously if your white your not allowed to do some shit..

how's about some good old-fashioned shut the fuck up?

1 word.. OWNED!

i think this is fake cause i have never jeard a five year old say fuck at all, but that is like an intelligent reply and even if the five year old knew what fuck meant i doubt he could conjure an insult like that.

#1- how about some shut-the-fuck-up? ahahahaahahahaah. Okay, now on a serious note: I do not believe discipline is needed here because the majority of FML comments for this post including myself finds this to be extremely comical and witty. Definitely a re-post here lmao.

A good smack upside the head will do the trick

Lol yeah he needs some hardcore discipline:D

LOL. Best FML EVER. This kid just got 50 win points. Favorited!!!

Take him to a Puerto Rican family they make you pick out your own belt when you're in trouble now thats discipline

I love this one! I laughed so hard!

Same here!!! That kid is gonna be a thug! Buy OP should've said how about some yellow I knock you out

Me three, I even imagined him saying it.

definitely top five i have everrr read on here. i laughed out loud

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

lol! That kid is awesome. And hilariously disrespectful. Hope he got his ass whooped after that. BUT, it makes you wonder where he's hearing that kind of language! Either the parents, an older sibling, or on TV. Either way, those sources should be monitored when he's around!

Your nephew and his parents should probably get rehabilitated by Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer, like Eric's mother on South Park. "TCH!"

Omg that episode is so funny

That kid got you good though. Next time you ought to tell him that his parents don't love him and they're getting a divorce because they can't stand the sight of him. That'll show him.

You sir are awesome! :D oh and op you made my month

that is something an emature ass hole would do children will be children and when they misbehave it's the parents fault not the kids. :/

I've never heard something so stupid in my life.

OH good fucking god HAHAHAHAHHA

i woulda got my ass kicked

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