By Rubyscooby212 - 15/02/2015 04:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML
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marulicko 19

If life was anything like it is in the movies, your doctor would've been cute, single and super into you! Something tells me that that didn't happen though... :( happy Valentine's Day? ^^'

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Ieri 31

Well it sure seems like the start of a romantic comedy at least!

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ariastyles12 25

Was the chocolate good? I hope you feel better!

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iLike2Teabag 27

It was probably Purdy good. Hopefully the doctor didn't Snicker at OP.

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kmaheynoway 25

I Hershey is feeling better.

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mellajella 14

OP's recovery is going to be a rocky road.

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UserOfTheMind 24

Hopefully the doctor isn't an airhead. (I tried)

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kmaheynoway 25

You're pun is in good taste. We won't be bitter.

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MGS428 8

Someone explain to me why this got so many downvotes?

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fallencastiel 22

At least you weren't totally alone on Valentine's day!

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marulicko 19

If life was anything like it is in the movies, your doctor would've been cute, single and super into you! Something tells me that that didn't happen though... :( happy Valentine's Day? ^^'

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Wizardo 33

But then he asked to inspect her poop and everything went downhill from there :(

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Ieri 31

Well it sure seems like the start of a romantic comedy at least!

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feven 32

Maybe the romantic comedies OP was watching came true in real life. Just imagine lol

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Wizardo 33

Nuts... always the getting anaphylactic reaction.

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MrConcise 34

I think you could sell your Valentine's Day story as a Seth Rogen flick.

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19990231 29

At least you spent it with hot nurses.

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stephanyovalle 15

This sounds like the start of a Grey's Anthony episode haha. Hope you feel better OP, and stay away from chocolates!

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purelymixed 17

Greys anatomy?

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stephanyovalle 15

Autocorrect! Yeah, Greys Anatomy

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TomatoGuts 10

How romantic.

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jentrynicole 20

Feel better OP!

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