Change of plans. Time to teach about situational irony.

I read this in a British accent. I mean, who didn't?

Theory lesson turned practical. Very innovative

Just tell them what happened hopefully they'll understand.

That sounds like a shitty experiance

Assuming you landed on your butt. Make sure you don't turn around OP

It's a dog eat dog turd out there.

Use yourself as an example of what not to smell like. Really sucks though op .

Use it as an advantage! I mean, you made the subject visual like that and every kid will be able to empathize with the situation. You can ask them how they feel when it happens to them and how we can make sure this kind of things don't happen anymore.

hopefully it was still fresh so you had a soft landing?