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I think you meant, "you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind..." Yeah, the safety dance. That's an Animal Biology Lab ritual, it is played every time before class, to remind us to be safe!

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It would be wrong if you didn't tell me your address, and what window belonged to your bedroom ?(creepy face for those without iDevices)

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Retardedbullfrog, I believe they were talking about the OP. You were quick to point out they were wrong, so it's only fair to point out that you missed getting my gender right. Better luck next time.

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Damn! I thought they we're talking about you since they replied to your comment. You guys have my simcere apologies . . . americans . . .

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What's wrong with Americans? There would hardly be an entertainment industry in the world without America! And don't say, well my country has Blah, blah, blah... I bet you listen to American music and watch Hollywood films, and enjoy our porn industry. Yeah, Americans indeed.

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75, all that still doesn't give them the right to belittle other countries. My pond happens to be somewhere near canada, they're nice people.

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Nope. OP joined. Then after a while, while OP was dancing with him, OP wondered why he even submitted the FML in the first place.

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After I finish my bag of onions, my taco filled with cacti, and when the world is overthrown by my sassypants. So in about two minutes we would make out. Then in a while I would try to lay you down gently and try to get on top of you. When I do that you say "I am not that type of woman" and I say okay do the "ba dum tsss" on your hoo hoos an then jump out your window. I then yell "I'll pay for it" then run and whisper to myself that I won't. We meet years later at a

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KaySL could have made a better homoerotic make out story, probably involving the Cunters, and or Louisville Sluggers shoved up an asshole. Gross.

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How can you say that? We are happily married, have a talented young boy that can "dance like Michael Jackson," and if you still think I ruined your life then look back and see who asked to make out. That's right sugar booger, you did. Honey, you ruined your own life and all I did was ruin your window. Also why do I hear couples call each other sugar booger? Why in the hell do I want to be a sugar-coated, slimy, sticky, green thing that comes from a nose?

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Simply_improper has a rager of a hardon right now, but he's too damn selfish to share it with his husband. Cunter....

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Sorry, I have to say it but judging from the pic and the profile I concluded that it is in fact, a she. You said he and I am sorry but it is not a he, so since it is a she it is not homo like you said before. 8)

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MrSassypants, simply_improper is like ten years older than you. I had no idea you have a taste for the finer things in life you cougar hunter, you.

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Hey guys! I'm back from my pond . . . what the fly is happening here!?! I just went and eat 3 flies and all of a sudden there's like this whole story shiz going on here . . . damn

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You can't. It's not like OP have magical powers to see through objects; but even if OP did he would still see the naked dude.

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How can Boners be up to his old ways again if he never stopped. More like "He's still at it." If OP had watched for a bit longer, they would have seen him go to his computer and type out his various comments while still dancing majestically, never missing a beat.

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