By apricot - /
Sunday 10 February 2013 00:45 /
United Kingdom
If you want to play with me on Steam (TF2 mostly), here is my profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056496552/
Ple·o·nasm:
1. The use of more words than are required to express an idea; redundancy.
2. A superfluous word or phrase.
You're seeing this profile with your own eyes.
I enjoy reading the FMLs on this site, and especially the comments, which I see as an elaboration, an improvisation on the original post that allows me to get a greater laugh out of the posts.
So I enjoy commenting in the hopes that someone, somewhere found them funny and managed to get a little something more out of the post as I do.
I like all people that put effort into good quality comments, whether funny or enlightening.
I speak french and play the guitar: My muscial influences are Jason Becker and Marty Friedman.
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Verified
You are certified FML now -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge. -
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome! -
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back. -
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money? -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in? -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
By xero_art - /
Friday 26 June 2009 09:51 /
United States
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
By I_Am_The_Edge - /
Thursday 11 June 2009 16:06 /
United States
By soontobedivorced - /
Sunday 19 April 2009 04:05 /
United States