By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
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FrostHeart 36

Unless your boyfriend sent them and is going to use them as an excuse to break up with OP. A more possible situation, they were probably delivered to the wrong address, just to talk your boyfriend about it.

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i_needa_username 17

That sucks!! Try explaining it to him

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superwhovian 16

She most Likely did but he wouldn't believe her

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1dvs_bstd 41

well, in order to be successful in the latter field, one must be hot.

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sturschaedel 27

I see a restraining order in OP's future.

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False_Stupidity 41

Yeah, but a restraining order against who?

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

I hope that, at the very least, they're nice flowers.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ha. what do you consider "nice flowers" BntyHntrSeattle? just asking out of curiosity.

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FrostHeart 36

Unless your boyfriend sent them and is going to use them as an excuse to break up with OP. A more possible situation, they were probably delivered to the wrong address, just to talk your boyfriend about it.

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BlindlyWandering 17

I was thinking the same thing. Does OP know for certain who it was that sent them?

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Setareh23 34

That or someone likes her (and wants a shot at her) or hates her (and wants her miserable) and is trying to sabotage the relationship. There's this dude who keeps sending me messages and cards as "his love" and has even gone so far as to ask me whether I'd be interested in having two boyfriends. Luckily my boyfriend trusts me and knows the guys is just a creep.

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False_Stupidity 41

Check with whoever delivered them, there may have been a mixup.

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rmllavaneras 19

That is one twisted way to break up with someone. Also, why spend money to break up with someone?

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Roskosity 22

That's weird. Maybe your boyfriend is playing a joke on you?

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labaro19 17

I think it's time to call your best friend

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PennyLane27 32

Is there a friend or acquaintance that maybe likes your boyfriend and is trying to get you guys to break up? Because that'd certainly be a way to do it. You get flowers from a "lover". Breakup ensues. Your (now former) boyfriend is hurt. Crazy chick swoops in to "comfort" him..........

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SarcasticShade 16

Exactly what I was thinking. Though I don't know what that says about us that we would immediately jump that that conclusion #9.

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PennyLane27 32

16- I had that passing thought, too. Like ehhh that probably shouldn't have been my gut reaction to the post lol. I know a few chicks back in college that'd probably pull something like this

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FemskyD 26

Do you have a jealous people checklist? Think The solution Will be on there

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crazytwinsmom 25

Secret admirer?

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